☾ HOCUS POCUS ( 1993 ) SENTENCE PROMPTS .
* A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF HOCUS POCUS PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
‘ look at that. another glorious morning…it makes me sick! ‘
‘ you know, ive always wanted a child. ‘
‘ come out, my dear. we will not harm thee. ‘
‘ my ungodly book speaks to you.. ‘
‘ we shall be back, and the lives of all the children of salem will be mine! ‘
‘ come, we fly! ‘
‘ it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus! ‘
‘ damn, damn! double damn! ‘
‘ i killed you once, i shall kill you again, you maggoty mouth feicance! ‘
‘ it doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! ‘
‘ you’re the ugliest thing that’s ever lived, and you know it! ‘
‘ i’ll always take care of you. ‘
‘ but he can’t die. remember? ‘
‘ you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her. ‘
‘ nothing good can come from this book. you got it?! ‘
‘ there aren’t enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful! ‘
‘ i shall always be with you. ‘
‘ thanks for lighting that candle. ‘
‘ the witches are dead. ‘
‘ my soul’s finally free. you freed me, [name]. ‘
‘ so take her to the movies like a normal person. ‘
‘ next year, we go trick-or-treating as wendy and peter pan… ‘
‘ look just do this one thing for me, and i’ll do anything you say. ‘
‘ this is the girl of my dreams. ‘
‘ i like your costume, [name]. ‘
‘ what do you call them, [name]? yabbos? ‘
‘ what took thee so long? ‘
‘ i had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle. ‘
‘ it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? ‘
‘ we evaporate! we cease to exist! ‘
‘ aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating? ‘
‘ we’ll be younger in the morning. ‘
‘ why? why was i cursed with such idiot sisters? ‘
‘ don’t get your knickers in a twist! ‘
‘ sucking the lives out of little children! ‘
‘ we’re just three kindly old spinster ladies. ‘
‘ spending a quiet evening at home. ‘
‘ well, tell me friend, what is this contraption? ’
‘ well, what does it say? ‘
‘ it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends . ‘
‘ i’ve waited centuries to say that. ‘
‘ go to hell! ‘
‘ oh! i’ve been there, thank you. i found it quite lovely. ‘
‘ i am alive! ‘
‘ damn that boy, he’s tricked us again. ‘
‘ oh, you’re right, you’re always right. ‘
‘ it’s my curse, that and you two! ‘
‘ say what you want; just don’t breathe on me! ‘
‘ amock! amock! amock! ‘
‘ i am beautiful! boys will love me! ‘
‘ [name] likes your yabbos. in fact, he loves them! ‘
‘ couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night? ‘
‘ hang him on a hook and let me play with him! ‘
‘ this is….this is terribly uncomfortable. ‘
‘ i put a spell on you and now your mine ‘
‘ a virgin lit the candle. ‘
‘ i suggest we form a calming circle. ‘
‘ i smell children! ‘
‘ why was I cursed with such idiot sister?! ‘
‘ twist the bones and bend the back. ‘
‘ i’ve always wanted a child. and now i think i’ll have one on toast! ‘
‘ come little children, i’ll take thee away. ‘
‘ life is sweet, be not shy. on thy feet. so sayeth i! ‘
‘ it is a prison for children. ‘
‘ what is this place? ‘
‘ it reeks of children! ‘
‘ okay that’s it, party’s over! get out of my house! ‘
‘ they call me master. ‘
‘ shove it, satan! ‘
‘ ooh. thou mustn’t speak to master in such a manner. ‘
‘ wait ‘til you see what i’m gonna call you. ‘
‘ hello, i want my book. ‘
‘ we desire children. ‘
‘ i don’t think there’s gonna be a problem. ‘
‘ i couldn’t wear anything like that because i don’t have any. ‘
‘ 'tis firm! ‘tis firm as stone! ‘
‘ why! it’s a road! ‘
‘ dead man’s toe! dead man’s toe! dead! dead! dead! ‘
‘ pull over! let me see your driver’s permit! ‘
‘ i need one of those instant ice packs. ‘
‘ oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late? ‘
‘ now you must suffer the consequences! ‘
‘ i’m going to summon the burning rain of death! ‘
‘ look, he makes fire in his hand. ‘
‘ no, no! he’s a good zombie. ‘
‘ i hate it when that happens. ‘
‘ i hate halloween! ‘
‘ i brought the witches back from the dead. see, i even have the book. ‘
‘ look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay? ‘
‘ are you a virgin? ‘
‘ let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads. ‘
‘ sisters, satan has married medusa. see the snakes in her hair. ‘
‘ i can’t believe you made me move here! ‘
‘ the witches are back from the dead and they’re after us. ‘
‘ how much candy have you had, honey? ‘
‘ all hallow’s eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! ‘
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Halloween themed starters !
❛ was that someone knocking? its not time for trick or treaters yet. ❜
❛ how can you watch movies like this? ❜
❛ stop predicting what’s going to happen next! you’re taking all the fun out of it. ❜
❛ you have to get real candy. we can’t be known as the house that handed out licorice. ❜
❛ if you scare me one more time, you’re going to end up getting hit. ❜
❛ you call that a costume? ❜
❛ it smells like a pumpkin threw up in here. ❜
❛ i brought a ouija board! ❜
❛ i don’t mess with spirits. ❜
❛ you’re just being paranoid. ❜
❛ can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. ❜
❛ do you save all your black clothes just for fall? ❜
❛ i hate halloween. ❜
❛ halloween parties are only good for two things: dressing in lingerie and getting really, really drunk. ❜
❛ did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. ❜
❛ i feel like we’re being watched. ❜
❛ are you sure this place is abandoned? ❜
❛ we really shouldn’t be here. ❜
❛ why is everyone in horror movies stupid? ❜
❛ do not go in there, you’re going to get murdered! ❜
❛ i’m no expert, but usually there’s signs saying ‘do not enter’ for a good reason. ❜
❛ i’m not scared. ❜
❛ can’t we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat halloween candy until we puke? ❜
❛ aren’t you a bit old to be trick or treating? ❜
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