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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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i’m only 7 episodes into the original star trek but something about kirk scratches my brain so well hes just. such a guy. hes a nerd. hes a disaster bi. he likes to wrestle recreationally. he apologises after raising his voice even the tiniest bit. hes in love with his science officer. hes just a lil guy and i love him
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im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying
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not to say things on main but it’s kinda fucked up that the mockery and torment of fat people, especially fat kids, is still considered socially acceptable
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i can't go back to who i was before i met you, i can't undo what i've done, i wouldn't want to
hawkeye & bj • first time
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