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âBut when you shave,â Wallace rubbed at his own chin for good measure, âyou fit right in with those little sixteen-year-olds.â His smile was warm, a strong contender for the overwhelming summer sun. âCanât believe youâre a married man with a baby, Miles. God. Time flies, man.â Wallace stalled at Milesâ question, still facing forward as his memory filled in the landscape before them like overflowing paint. Nothing changed in Wallaceâs world. Miles was forever 23 and the bakery across the street still sold overpriced bagels. But his nose knew better and Miles was quick to remind him of his birthday every year. âWell,â Wallace ran a hand through his hair, âitâs going. Iâve been trying to keep up with my cooking skills actually. I know that sounds weird, but Mom helped me label everything so I donât dump garlic powder instead of cinnamonâwhich has totally not happened before,â he laughed. âUm. I⌠finished this audio book? The Art of Racing In The Rain. It made me cry like a bitch. I fully recommend. And,â he ducked his head in embarrassment. âI think I mightâve met someone. Maybe. Donât quote me on that or anything.â
âI know. Thatâs what Iâm saying â Iâm an old man now.â Miles shook his head, then added, âAnd married to Nick, no less.â The passage of time really did blow his mind; Miles could still remember his single, sad self spending every day with Wallace while Nick was away dealing with his own stuff like it was yesterday, not several years ago. âHey, thatâs awesome, man. And even if you did, you know Iâll try anything. Gimme all the garlic-infused mistakes you got.â He paused to take a sip of his drink and raised his eyebrows. Miles knew he couldnât see the borderline offended look on his face, but Wallace knew him well enough to pick up on exactly when he was being his dramatic self. That didnât mean Miles wasnât still going to flat out tell him, though. âI am downright wounded that you think I havenât read it yet. But Iâm glad you liked it. If you want to cry again you should check out A Dogâs Purpose next.â Book talk went out the window at the bomb Wallace dropped on him, and Miles leaned forward dramatically. âHooold on, whoa, back up.â Miles waved his hands in the air and then all but slammed them back down on the table, perhaps a bit too loudly, but he had to make it a point to Wallace. âYou metâ who?â He went full on mom mode during conversations like this with his friends, and Wallace knew better to bring it up if he didnât expect Miles to grill him for the details. âYou know you canât just drop this shit on me. Where did you meet them?â
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denisehqâ:
Kind of? Donât tell me you sleep with your socks on. Welllllll the fire thing mightâve happened once. I grabbed an oven mitt and a kitchen towel on my way out though, so it was fine.Â
But why should I lock the door of my bedroom, when she could just knock? Respectinâ privacy ainât that hard. I donât come into her room uninvited.Â
No socks, but definitely underwear. Next time there wonât be an oven mitt to grab and youâll be shit outta luck. More power to you, though, man.
Okay, if there was no knock, thatâs another story. I guess I thought someone figured they had the go ahead to come in. But then it comes to the question of, was it about something important?
#today i am thankful for: jordan being on disney channel bc bright gifs.#miles.#miles dash.#miles / river.
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denisehqâ:
Is it really that hard to believe that people sleep naked? I think people should be able to sleep how they damn well please, âspecially if they pay half the rent. If someone barges into a roomâthat had the door closed in the first placeâand ends up seeinâ a lot more than they wanted to, thatâs on them, donât ya think?
I mean, it is, kind of. What if thereâs a fire and you have to run outside? Do you just plan on showing the whole neighborhood your business? Iâve had nightmares like that.
For your specific issue. Lock the door, maybe? Otherwise I feel like your paying half the rent theory extends to barging into whatever part of the place they want.
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Who are you? What are you doing out here? Shit! I lost my place. Dammit!
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Calia landed on the ground with a resounding thud, a soft grunt accompanying her fall. She clearly wasnât on her game today, evidenced by the fact that she hadnât manage to land a step sheâd done about a million times before. She only gave herself a moment to be frustrated at herself for it before pushing herself up off the floor. Taking a deep breath, she dragged her feet over to the mirror and tugged her hair out of its current mess of a bun so she could redo it. The mirrorâs image of the open door to the studio showed her she wasnât alone. âYou lost?â she asked, not tearing her eyes away from the reflection. âIâm rehearsing in here.â
#calia.#calia thread.#//so i mean this could be someone she knows just coming to bug her for some reason#or i envision this as a place that also has music studios or smth so someone rly just be lost#or they heard her ass fall and got nosy#idk go wildt
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colin ford in extracurricular activities ( 2019 )
#brady.#//this movie is just such huge brady energy even if hes a serial killer#maybe that says a lot about brady
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Stevie had no plan; had no true conversation with himself about getting a real life actual puppy. He had, however, thought about the possibility a lot. So when the opportunity presented itself as it did now, he wasnât exactly thinking of the consequences. âIâve been thinking about it. I just havenât gone down there and looked.â Mostly because he knew himself, and he knew the second he did, heâd probably want more than one. âBut tomorrow? We need to go look at them. Looking never hurt no one. Whoâs to say weâre actually going to connect to them, anyway?â That was kind of bullshit, because the both of them rarely met an animal they didnât connect to. Especially the animal whisperer herself, Stacey. He ducked his head, hand rising to hold the side of her phone steady as he flicked through the pictures with his pointer finger. And he tried not to physically aw out loud, because that was embarrassing, but it was also just Stacey so he didnât care that much. âOkay, she is cute.â His eyes kind of zeroed in on her anyway, for some reason. He couldnât help but smile at the picture alone. âDo you have your eyes on one already?â He looked back up at her after looking at all her pictures. ââCourse, Rigbyâs the chillest boy I know.â He turned his head to look at him, stretching his hand out to beckon him towards him. He didnât come. Dropping his hand, dejected but not hurt, he turned back. âI know, I will.â He hesitated for a second. He hadnât had many full-on conversations with Brady lately, but he wasnât going to just surprise him with a new puppy at the house. Heâd ask him later. âNo, but Iâm sure sheâs okay. Iâll ask him. Iâm sure Dracoâs fine, but if not, can you help introduce them?â He looked almost longingly at the back of their phone. âI really wanna meet those dogs.âÂ
âExactly. And we donât let just anyone take these guys home.â If the shelter sent everyone home with the dog they had come to look at without actually considering the realities of owning said dog... well, Stacey was pretty sure sheâd be seeing most of them again very soon. Stevie wasnât like that, though, and he also had her and Sam to talk him down from extremely impulsive decisions. So she saw no harm in letting him in on his options. âThis guy,â Stacey told him, pointing to the pup in the green collar. âHeâs the calmest one. Kind of what Iâm going for if Iâm gonna add to this madness.â And maybe she had already sort of bonded with him. It wasnât her fault he had crawled into her lap every time sheâd gotten on the floor to play with all of them. âYou have to talk to Brady first,â Stacey said again. It wasnât always as simple as just introducing the dogs and hoping for the best. âDraco is gonna have to come to the shelter so we can see how they are first, anyway.â Stacey put her phone away and nodded at him. âI know. And you can. Just try not to get your hopes up too high first,â she reminded him, patting him on the cheek. She stood up and returned Rizzo to her tank, then went to scoop up RDJ off the floor. âPuppy talk aside. Howâs Brady anyway? Iâm surprised yâall survived this long without Arlo.â
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TOBY: Okay. I'M different.
TOBY: You + me + spooky = a hella good time. What are you thinking of getting? What are the options?
BRADY: they got a bunch but i think itâs down to skateboarding ghost or reaper with a slushee.
BRADY: just brady things.
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TOBY: :( Shake ya ass. :( Show me what you're workin with. :(
TOBY: It means all I need to know.
TOBY: SO??? I wanna hear it anyway! I'm a good secret-keeper. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
TOBY: But isn't easier kinda boring?
ANDIE: đ
ANDIE: There are no secrets! What do you want from me here Tobias?
ANDIE: In this job, interesting usually means doing damage control when someone is about to or already has destroyed their entire reputation so... Iâm gonna go ahead and enjoy easy/boring.
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TOBY: RIP to Georgie but WE'RE DIFFERENT. I'm so fucking down, bro.
TOBY: Ehhhhh. Jews. Tattoos. Not that into it. Why?? Are you thinking of getting one????? Is Stevie gonna tattoo you again? DO I GET TO FUCKING BE THERE THIS TIME??
BRADY: are we? idk feel like i might reach into the sewer if the bitch stole my paper boat.
BRADY: no? lame. not stevie this time. this place does $13 spooky tats on friday the 13th. i didnât know if that was something you were into but you can still come with me if youâre down. and help me pick something good.
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TOBY: Fuck YEAH. I'm ready!
TOBY: Where are we gonna do this? Andie's place?
BRADY: she keeps saying no, itâs lame.
BRADY: i was thinking we could have pennywise bring us some bad vibes. maybe fuck around and try to summon him with the ouija board, idk.
BRADY: also how do you feel about tattoos?
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BRADY: sup bro you tryna die today? đť
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TIMEFRAME: Saturday, September 14.
LOCATION: Some little outdoor cafe.
TAGGING: Miles Sterling & Wallace Chang. ( @denisehq )
WARNINGS:Â None.
âWell, itâs happening.â Miles leaned over, almost absentmindedly, to pet Scout where she lay calmly next to him on the patio. He scratched behind her ears but kept his attention on his friend as he spoke. âIâm officially turning into a grumpy old man. I introduced the Julius Caesar unit yesterday, and I had to give myself a pep talk when I got home to get me through it the next few weeks.â He sat up straight again so both hands could wrap around the mug sitting in front of him, and he shook his head. âI know I signed up for the repetitiveness of the same curriculum every year, but man, am I sick of Shakespeare.â An English teacherâs plague. âAnd these little sophomores do nothing to help restore my feeling of youth.â Not that he imagined they would, but maybe he had hoped for a surprise. Miles sighed and shifted in his seat, ready to divert the conversation to Wallace instead. âAnyway. Donât let my going senile dampen the mood. Howâs it going in Walley World? No Shakespeare, at all, ever, I hope.â
#//thank you for this gift of allowing miles to make a national lampoon reference#miles.#miles thread.#miles / wallace.#also weâre time traveling deal with it
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TIMEFRAME: Tuesday, September 10.
LOCATION:Â Starbucks.
TAGGING: Brady Clarington & Nick Vaughn. ( @astoldbyajâ )
WARNINGS: Nada.
Brady couldnât even begin to express how excited he was for this project. Heâd spent much of the last year filming and editing videos for a bunch of creators he was super grateful to work with, but he was getting more and more interested in doing event videography. Although he had a few experiences under his belt thanks to being in charge of documenting friendsâ birthday parties and stuff like that, those had been mostly for the fun of creating memories, as well as portfolio building. He had yet to actually be hired for something. That changed just a few days ago, when his sisterâs friend hit him up in need of a videographer for an upcoming wedding. And Brady was fucking stoked, to say the very least.
âAlright.â Brady returned to the table Nick sat at with a coffee in hand, sighing as he got settled in the seat across from him. He felt official as fuck with his laptop and some of his basic equipment laid out on the table between them. âSo, I figure I can show you some of my best stuff, and you can gimme an idea of what you think theyâre gonna want.â He sifted through the video files on his computer to try to find a good one. âOkay, like this one â was a friendâs birthday party, fuckinâ huge.â Brady instantly remembered he wasnât exactly in the comfort of people he knew well, and also in public. He glanced over his shoulder before lowering his voice. âSorry. But anyway. I got some good stuff from... like, pretty much everything. And there was a hell of a lot going on.â He angled the laptop toward Nick a bit but didnât start the video. âYou know if theyâre havinâ a live band or a DJ, or...?â
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