Xenophilius Lovegood. Seventeen years. Stay away from the Gurdyroot Infusion, it'll soil your clothes... or sheets.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Finally! Someone who knows the song... You'd be surprised how many people didn't.
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older...
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Thanks, you've got a nice face.
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Then sing with me! Or do you not know this song?
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And wouldn't it be nice to live together. In the kind of world where we belong. Sing with me!
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older...
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i’m literally watching 50 first dates rn wtf fev u reading my mind?
fbdjslgdsk I just finished watching it omfg
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Jackson! Mate, look what I've got here, I've got a Beach Boys record. They're some muggle music group, fantastic if you ask me. Though I figure this one's a bit old.

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older...
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Wouldn't it be nice if we were older...
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long.
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Nice to meet you, Rose Riley. I think you're the first Rose I've met that I like. Usually they prick me with their thorns. You haven't done that plus you're offering to show me good comics when you find them. That's two pluses for you.

No, no, that doesn't look interesting...
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Well said. That's a smart way to do it. I take it you've had this plan for a while now?
Oh, bother.
I am, I am. I’ve got an awful lot of training to go through if I want to be a real, certified healer, though, and I’d best start now if I want to get anywhere with it, hadn’t I?
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Mmm, I wouldn't know. Haven't looked at them myself, recently. But if you find one, let me know, yeah? Xenophilius Lovegood. If you're looking for me, I'll be at the Leaky Cauldron. As far as I know, I'll be there for most of summer.
No, no, that doesn't look interesting...
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Oh, that's quick. You were one of the seventh years that just graduated, weren't you? S'nice you've already got a job and all. Merlin knows how I'll manage next year.
Oh, bother.
Oh, thank you very much. Me? Oh, no, no, I’ve only just begun my healer training this week. This is my job now.
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Well, if you're looking for something interesting, then yes, I highly advise that.
No, no, that doesn't look interesting...
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There you go. So, what brings you to St. mungo's? Nothing dire, I hope?
Oh, bother.
Would you mind? Oh. I’m not sure whether-
Well, all right, then.
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Want me to try?
Oh, bother.
Why can’t I get this salve to open?
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Well, of course it doesn't. You're not reading the comics, now are you?
No, no, that doesn't look interesting...
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Fancy getting some ice cream?
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Where else would I go?

If a tree falls in the Forbidden Forest, and no one hears it...
Oh, Xenophilius. I forgot about that. I— don’t go home.

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