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Shout out to @ triplicata on tiktok for the funniest gddamn video ive seen in a bit

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Taking the kids to see Alien in Fort Worth, Texas, May 1979.

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james bond activates his oil slick and i pop out of his trunk and start jacking off onto the road

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from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx

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"The european mind cannot comprehend a chevy tahoe" is like. A really fucking funny tweet. I cant stop thinking about it.

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Girl: maybe he’s not a real leftist after all

Me trying to spell bougerwahzee bougiorsee boojuarsae. Boourjua-

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Down the Rabbit Hole, painting by Zack Dunn

This artist’s Instagram // Print Shop

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Fake Danish is fun though

2 in the morning thinking of my hatred for Danes. Why do they sound like that bro

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It says a lot about our society that vaccines are controversial but an injectable diabetes drug being used off label for weight loss was immediately accepted by everyone without a second thought

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This is where I draw from.

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nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon

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I feel like playing Zoo Tycoon. Good thing I still have the list of cheat codes I printed 20 years ago