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Sharing sad headcanons like

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Me: Brendon has been singing about church and God a lot, maybe he wants us to be holy

Brendon: *turns into the fucking devil*

Me: guess not

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Brendon went from 0-666 real fucking quick.

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love the new panic at the disco video!!!!

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Evolution of Panic! At The Disco

2005: I Write Sins Not Tragedies 2015: I AM THE SIN

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Alois:(in a crowd and can't find Claude) This calls for drastic measures.

Alois:(uses his hands as a microphone) ALOIS TRANCY SUCKS!

Claude:(from across the room) aYE TRUE

Alois: There he is.

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I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not paying attention to me and that’s unnaceptable

Alois Trancy (via incorrectkuroshitsujiquotes)

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Pros of being a virgin:

unicorns like you

you’ll probably survive the horror movie

Cons of being a virgin:

virgin sacrifice always a worry

unexpected pregnancy via angel, very difficult to explain

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i sent this photo to one of my friends 

with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ 

and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’

i was like, ‘what??????????no???’

'who the fuck takes a bath naked are you mad ???'

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Don't trust me.

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dumbfuck

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How To Say ‘I Love You’ Around The World.  

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