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🠊  out-going text message to @turquoisesacrifice

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   Heeeyooo, V~! Whatcha    doing on christmas?

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   OH, OH, OH    WAIT I WANNA GUESS

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   Hmmm my psychic powers    are informing me you have    plans with Jumin~?    Correctamundo?

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decoded. I want to roleplay the Saeran christmas ending! As in, what happened after. What MC is doing. want want waaaaaant.

unrelated, please like this post for a starter~ seven muse is strooong!

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🠊 phone call from @rxset​ 

Picking up his phone, he doesn’t wait for Seoyun to speak and in a robotic monotone voice said,  “Beep, Beep, Beep. We’re sorry, but the person you are looking for is unavailable at the moment. Please try again on December 26th when he returns to earth.”

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🠊 @hellied has entered the chatroom!

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   G O T C H A~ ❤

   I do believe~ I deserve a pat on the back.

   To think! If I didn’t tweak security last night~    you might’ve slipped past me like the sneaky    little bastard you are.

  I’m glad we finally met :’D    ❤ ❤ please enjoy my gift~ Yeehaw~!

Hidden within the code, Luciel planted a trojan horse designed to worms its way into the computer of anyone sticking their nose in areas they didn’t belong. Nothing malicious. Once planted deep within the computer, the virus would take over: turning the screen turn black for three minutes before loud fireworks exploded across the screen. Some were normal, some exploded into red embers in the shape of Luciel’s face, tongue sticking out. He suspected it wouldn’t take long for the hacker to fix the issue but an hour was all he needed. If he’s lucky, three. Long enough so he could do a bit of snooping of his own.

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I love my cat loving husbando <3

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🠊  last text received ☆ from @angelyed

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   Nah~ nothing special.    But last~ night~ waaaaaas~ craaaaaazzzy!     The poor work slave known was 707 was swamped    with so much work, it was losing energy!    707 needed to refuel itself! And quickly!    With about a case & a half’s worth of dr. pepper.~

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   As for the mysterious cookies...    They were in my kigirumi for ease access.

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❛❛All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet.❜❜

christmas starters sentences

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   “Ah~ I see, I see.

So, you’ve come to the great defender     of justice, seeking a way to acheive a     peaceful christmas!

    Wonderful thinking, Jumin!

    Now... the answer is quite simple.     In fact, it’s so simple, you might be         embarrassed you didn’t think of it yourself.

    drumroll please...

    The only way to achieve peace & quiet is to....     lock yourself in a room! It keeps you inside     and everyone out.

    If you do this: I guarantee you will be happy.❤

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happy belated birthday to my love 💖

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Reasons Role Players Abandon Their Blogs:

They get ignored, feel unwanted or easily replaceable.      – Insecurities have a way with getting the best of us. In a community where muns are dropped because real life restricts their time online, or someone else replies more quickly, it’s easy to feel like you don’t matter… Especially if you’re one of the blogs being dropped as though you’re nothing more than a reply generator. 

They feel like you’re only writing with them for their muse / that they’re part of a collection.      – Admit it, we all have our favorite face claims / characters that we want interactions with, but there’s a difference between loving a face claim or character, and collecting them like pokemon. No, kids… You really don’t have to catch them all. In fact, a lot of people get turned off and feel like they mean less to you because you have so many of the same muse writing with you, and definitely if all of your threads / interactions become too similar. 

They feel like you only want their muse for smut purposes.       – Who doesn’t love a good smut thread? Some people write only smut, and that’s fine, but there are some that don’t take their partner’s feelings into consideration. If you want to write smut, or do nothing but shippy things, that’s great. You do you and have fun. But some people don’t like when they’ve been hounded for smut over and over. Please be respectful of this fact.

“I’ll follow you/write with you everywhere!” except for that blog…      – We’ve all heard this from people that offer praise from time to time. I’ll write with every muse you’ve got! (until you slap a self promo on the dash for that female muse, that other-fandom muse or an oc you’ve poured your heart into… Then when you get excited about said muse, they lie to you with “I didn’t know that was you!” as though they’d missed the 30 self reblogs of that promo you made for your new muse. 

Too many ‘tell me you like me’ memes reblogged, but not sent in.      – As much as we all hate feeling like nothing more than a meme archive, these are the worst memes to get swiped from your blog, only to receive nothing in your inbox. It wouldn’t kill you to send in the symbol or a little bit of something to make someone feel good. You’re following them for a reason, aren’t you? Tell them that!

They get ignored out of character simply because they aren’t sending constant replies, memes, etc.      – People seem to think that, if you aren’t keeping their muse entertained, you aren’t worth talking to as a person. You see them on the dash talking about having no one, about needing attention, and you think ‘then… what am I to them?’ Just because your partner isn’t clinging to your muse and making you their top priority doesn’t mean you can’t talk to them out of character, that you can’t plot with the other muses they have so you’re interacting, no matter which blog either of you are on. There are people behind these blogs. Living, breathing people that - if they liked you on one blog, they should like you on another. Stop treating them like only your favorite muse of theirs matters – not the writer behind it. 

… They lost muse

Sometimes it pays off to send a little random love and positivity to people. You never know when someone could be seconds away from never signing on again. Tell your partners what a great job they’re doing, that you appreciate them as a mun and as an rp partner, and that you value their attention and interactions. It only takes a few seconds to share a few nice words and let someone know that they mean something. 

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❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜

christmas starters sentences

“Mmmhm! That’s the idea.” 

Kicking his feet back and forth, Saeyoung scanned the details of his plan, making sure he got every last idea written before he forgot.  “I’ve got a lotta questions for the big guy and this is the year he’s gonna answer.” 

Why did the jolly red man hate him, but more importantly, Saeran? What did Saeran do to deserve being neglected on Christmas?  Why did he have to spend holidays on a cold, wooden floor, chained like an aggressive animal when he was everything but!? 

How could she be on the ‘nice’ list every single year? 

why, why, why, why, why, why, why?! It wasn’t fair!

���Okay, let’s see here... icing the steps will be easy... I could use tacks but it might not... Hey V? D’you think Santa takes his shoes off when he breaks into someone’s home?”

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CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

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decoded. there’s dlc! and i had no !!! clue !!! if there’s anyone who follows me that would like a short starter, please like this post~!

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"Don't be silly. I want to stay up with you."

roleplay meme: fluff themed | accepting

From behind the laptop screen came a heavy sigh as Seven deflated and hung his head low. It didn’t matter what he said to her... he reminded her of a dog who always runs back to the person who constantly scolds them. 

“Wanting you to get some rest is not silly.” 

Already, Seven feels guilt for trying to manipulate her.  “Without you... this party wouldn’t be possible and... everyone’s looking forward to it. I haven’t seen Jumin this excited since Elly’s picture on the cover of ‘Modern Cats’ magazine. And Yoosung...! if you won’t get sleep for me, then get some sleep for him. Poor boy’s heart might break.” Seven poked his head around the screen, pitifully pouting and batted his eyelashes as if to say: ‘pleeeeease go to sleep’.

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Fluff Starters

memesfrommenace:

“You’re hair is really soft after you wash it.”

“Ssh. Stop fussing. I’m just braiding your hair.”

“You smell really nice.”

“Would it be all right if I borrowed your sweater? It smells like you.”

“I might have slept with your robe when you were gone.”

“If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.”

“Here, let’s share the blanket.”

“You’re comfy.”

“You are my new pillow.”

“You are very endearing when you are half-asleep.”

“But I want to hear you sing.”

“We can talk over dinner.”

“Don’t be stubborn. Try it!”

“Don’t get up - I’ll do it.”

“Will you let me rub your back?”

“Care to give me a back scratch?”

“Star-gazing was a good idea.”

“You look beautiful/handsome in the moonlight.”

“I’ll always be here for you.”

“I’ll be here to protect you.”

“I think I love you.”

“You are my love.”

“How about something warm? It will will help you sleep.”

“It’s okay. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Don’t be silly. I want to stay up with you.”

“It is not morning yet.”

“Shush and go back to bed.”

“I heard you talking in your sleep.”

“Your bed head is really cute.”

“We’ll do dishes together.”

“How about a kiss?”

“I love your hugs.”

A few were inspired by these.

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IF WE'VE NEVER RP'D TOGETHER send me a simple starter:

Friendly:

“You look a little lost. Do you need directions?” “That’s an awesome outfit.” “How’s the chicken? I can’t decide whether to order it or not.” “Excuse me, I think you dropped this.” “I don’t know a single person here…”

Flirty:

“Wow, I’ve never seen an angel before…” “You’re the hottest person in this place.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “Hey, can I get your number?” *wolf whistle*

Confrontational:

“You’re in my seat.” “What are you staring at?” “You just stepped on my toe!” “Who do you think you are?” “Keep it down, will you?”

Dramatic:

“Get down - he’s got a gun!” “Help, I need medical attention!” “Just kill me now!” “I need a ride! Please!” “Are you crazy? It’s too dangerous!”

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fma:b starter memes (edward elric edition)

Dialogue from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood S1E2 (These are from the english dubbed version.)

“The ones about his miracles?” “They say he could transmute flowers out of thin air right?” “Could just be slight of hand or some trick like that.” “DAMN BOOKS! THEY TELL US EVERYTHING BUT HOW TO FIND IT!” “I think I have a good feeling about this one.” “Yeah…but it’s not scribbling.” “How can he teach us anything if he’s not here?” “I’m sorry. Did we mess up?” “A sickness came and it took her.” “DON’T EVEN TALK ABOUT HIM!” “That bastard doesn’t even care about us.” “You know there might be a way to bring mom back.” “That’s right. That’s why it’ll be our little secret.” “WE’RE NOT CRYING!” “AND WHO ARE YOU TO TALK ANYWAY? EVERY TIME YOUR PARENTS GO SOMEWHERE, YOU CRY LIKE A BABY!” “ARE YOU SURE? BABY!!” “Hey what are you going to do that for?! Hold up!” “No. I hate milk.” “YOU MEAN LIKE YOU?! YOU SOD OFF OLD HAG!” “SHRIMP DOWN MINI WITCH!” “MANIAC BABY!” “Leave us alone, will you?” “In other words, it’s not of your damn business, (muse’s name).” “Right! We’ll be there!” “You know whoever invented stew must’ve been a genius.” “It’s even got milk in it and it still tastes good.” “That’s a leap of imagination.” “Sure it is! Just one leap that’s all it takes and it’s what we need to figure out human transmutation.” “So we began searching for the key that would unlock the secrets of human transmutation and bring mom back to life.” “We trained with an alchemy teacher to prepare our bodies as well as our minds.” “We wanted to go back to our lives with her. The way that used to be.” “That’s what drove us. Day and night.” “It can’t be…A rebound?” “Wait… what was I doing?” “Who are you?” “IT’S TOO MUCH! IT’S TOO MUCH! MAKE IT STOP!” “WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME?!” “STOP IT! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!” “My head felt like it was about to burst.” “MOM! MOM PLEASE!” “All of the answers I need are right here.” “Please you have to show it to me again.” “Toll? What toll?” “DAMINT! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING! IT CAN’T BE” “THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO…..NO!” “HE’S GONE! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!” “SOMEBODY HELP ME! Please mom! Mom please.” “No. This is wrong! This isn’t…this isn’t what we wanted!” “This is all my fault!” “No damnit! You won’t take him too!” “Give him back. He’s my brother.” “Take my leg. Take my heart. Take anything, YOU CAN HAVE IT!” “Just give him back!” “HE’S MY LITTLE BROTHER! HE’S ALL I HAVE LEFT!” “My mind’s made up.” “How long will the surgery and rehabilitation take?” “I’ll do it in one!” “Yeah! Now I just need to try some alchemy!” “I guess it’s been awhile since I’ve tried to use it!” “You can do it too, can’t you?” “So you didn’t see it? Did you?” “HELL IF IT’S HALF AS HARD AS YOU THROW A WRENCH I’D BE SURPRISED!” “Start acting more like a girl and less like a gearhead!” “No that’s okay. I got it.” “You know there are some people who would say this is a good way to assassinate a VIP.” “In the future, you might want to rethink the way you conduct these examinations.” “When did he draw his sword?” “Why is that?” “I like that. It’s nice and intimidating. I think that’ll suit me just fine.”

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( in statis. ) Sera here with a brand spankin’ new semi-selective, crossover friendly Noctis Lucis Caelum from Final Fantasy XV. Spoilers abound but Noct’s “main timeline” will consist of his journey to Altissia and his emotional growth as someone who thought he was ready but begins doubting himself when the stakes suddenly increase.

rules & verses have been posted  and I plan on writing a bio soon. 

If you don’t mind interacting with Noctis, please reblog ( or like ) this post.