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You’re my friend now

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モ誰@日曜日東 “Ｍ”-21bさんはTwitterを使っています: 73日目,パワー

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God

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Captain Yammy by Space gooose

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“I’m quitting the band” I yell as I throw down my single strand of lawn grass

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if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

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i dont play arknights enough, why does the doctor have a tea kettle in some fanart?

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It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

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Whisking whisker

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¿Los gatos flotan?

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"Why would you need to use a gun for self defense" is a question only asked by people who have not been meaningfully threatened with physical violence by someone physically superior to them.

Firearms are an equalizing force that level the playing field. They allow shorter, skinnier, weaker, and less able-bodied individuals to guarantee uncontested lethality over larger, more physically dominant threats.

Why do I concealed carry? Because I know I'm not going to beat that 6'4" 230lb skinhead who wants me dead, in a fistfight. And no matter who you are you'll either die in the ambulance or the gutter in a knife fight. I carry because it makes me just as lethal as they are, if not moreso.

Why give physically dominant shitheads the advantage? Carry a fucking handgun

And don't be a moron about it. Get a polymer-frame striker-fired modern goddamn handgun.

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I had to research Corn Flakes for my American Icons class and I came across what may be the funniest fucking image I have ever seen.

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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight