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can’t let the other acab homies know about that one emotional support fictional law enforcement character

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-💜🌿My Brand new Lilac Enamel pin just in time for lilac season~🌿💜-

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literally told my fourth grade teacher I was a werewolf and she was like “oh! well that is quite a secret!”

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

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Every "online autism test" is like

Question n: Do you struggle with answering ambiguous or unclear questions?

Yes

No

Question n+1: Are sounds good?

Yes

No

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me when

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The FNAF series is American Gothic

Like: -draws on the shared childhood fear of Chuck E Cheese -story of the missing children and William Afton draws on stories of American serial killers -draws on the “stranger danger” fear -Sister Location and Pizzeria Simulator poke fun at American corporate phoniness and American business culture -takes place in Utah -features the destruction of the “American Dream” -the horror of having to work a shitty minimum wage job that actively puts you in danger -general themes of madness and terror -lots and lots of ghosts -a single haunted house

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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

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video games are fun but i do think it's fucked how video games went from "hey remember to take a break every once in a while :)" to "if you don't log in every day and play 6 hours you're gonna lose your streak and won't earn the 10 in-game currency you're saving up to buy our overpriced cosmetics" in the span of like. 10 years.

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I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

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Watching fnaf fans hate movie!Vanessa for throwing Michael's sleeping pills away, but still love William as if he doesn't LITERALLY KILL KIDS. HELLO. YOU DRAW THE LINE AT SLEEPING PILLS?

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this is truly a 2014 halloween. the fnaf movie? dan and phil games spooky theme? taylor swift 1989? fuck it i’m shaking it off.

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I'm begging rn someone please talk to me about fnaf the musical cause I'm obsessed

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The Holy Trinity

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I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

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:)

“what if people transition and then regret it?” ok. let’s do that with everything. no more straight marriages until the heterosexual divorce rate is below the detransition rates

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Jaskier: If you’re at my funeral and you think it’s a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It’s what I would’ve wanted.