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frog flavour gin

"just like licking a frog"

"good frogfeel"

"ribbeting"

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“IM TRAPPED IN SNAILS BODY” written in snail slime on the ground

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*pushes up imaginary glasses*

Gthats gnokay gnellow

Reminder that by true definition, cows are predators

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From my biology course slides:

Predatory interactions: Interaction between species which enhance the fitness of one species while reducing the fitness of the other.

Types of predator:

True predators kill and consume many other organisms.

Grazers attack many prey, consuming part, rarely causing death.

Parasites live on host tissue and reduce host fitness, but do not generally kill the host.

Parasitoids consume one host and invariably kill it.

So cows are predators, as are humans.

We may not do this directly, but the systems we have in place to harvest our food are still predatory, as they almost always involve the harvesting of living organisms.

Reminder that by true definition, cows are predators

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🐞

^A friend of a friend of mine

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When

that thing that you always do does the thing it always does and it's like,,,,,,,,

This

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pretty rude that i’m not small enough to sit under mushrooms

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Just remember not to drive xoxoxo

i broke my glasses slightly so i guess im just blind until i go home 

i can still wear them but the lens is popping out at a slight angle so it throws my depth perception waaaay off

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*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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When it’s time to pet your cat

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ah, a transphobe, are ya? *bug sprays you right in the mouth*

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I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

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Please watch my mom’s cat LOVING this??

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Apply Garlic to A freshly opened cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain

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In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

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what’s the purpose of life? well that’s easy, son. it’s putting as much seaweed as possible inside your mouth