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homesick Odysseus hours

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Odysseus, texting Polites: Hey, I just walked into the Spartan court and someone yelled dibs lol

(meanwhile)

Penelope, texting Helen: HELP I FUCKED UP. SOME HOT GUY WALKED INTO COURT AND I YELLED DIBS

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Ah yes the three classics

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Screaming and losing my mind right now!!

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In the meantime I'll have to live a normal life knowing deep down that Jay is writing another masterpiece 🥀

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Weirdo

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just two bros, homies, best friends practicing wrestling, nothing else,

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Hector of Troy

Transition goals

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starlight glimmer the intern

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fluttershy tries soju

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i need you guys to look at this fuckign post

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the twinchester towers

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high treason? no, I assure you I was completely sober when I did it

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i too will bite the hand that feeds me maybe even kiss it n lick it n suck on it a lil idk

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Sticky Rice with Mango

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Child soldiers exist, war is not an adult topic.

Children die, death/murder is not an adult topic.

The Troubled Teen Industry exists, child trafficking is not an adult topic.

Children get raped, sexual assault is not an adult topic.

Children have alcoholic parents, addiction is not an adult topic.

Children get beat to the point of hospitalization at school, that level of violence is not an adult topic.

That when these things get into "kid friendly" media at all, they tend to be heavily censored is about protecting adult control over kids, not about protecting children.

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Reductress really taking no prisoners today