Not explaining myself, but Shiva has "beefs with inanimate objects" vibes, like if he ran into something and got hurt he'd spend five minutes meticulously destroying it or if he dropped an object and it made a loud noise he'd tell it to shut the fuck up.
the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me
How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?
this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete