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Ears for days ~

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Yet another southerner immediately assuming I'm foreign because of my dialect!! I fucking hate it here!! YOU'RE THE ONE HERE WHO'S PRACTICALLY SPEAKING DANISH! My region's dialects still have remnants from old Norse in them! The fuck do you mean by "Where are you from you sound a little foreign" while asking me for recommendations on MARMALADE!

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fomnx

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women & bitches love my cavern

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I have so many people blocked. I have blocked men and women and children with wild abandon. I have blocked so many people that the borders between days have ceased to have meaning. my connection to my own humanity buckles and crumbles under the crushing weight of my infinite blocklist. I will never be forgiven, and my only hope is that, at the pearly gates, I will stand before st peter long enough to block him, too.

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wanted to draw something very shoujo (might finish the first one)

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he's right. it can be possible

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GREEN DAY vs. homophobia in the early 90’s

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Raptors would have been really silly, this is my scientific opinion

Twitter

Bluesky

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MY NAME'S LINK AND THIS IS JACKASS

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she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

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I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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average library childrens room tasks

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a single dry cough