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to the tune of Under The Sea

You fucking bitch,

You fucking bitch!

Stop being a prat, you're such a big twat

Die in a ditch

Send this to your enemy 🙂

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Coming out of a hole that leads to the underworld

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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All of you are ignoring the fact he's called Annoying Orange. If he's gonna do that, he'll be orange juice in seconds

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Eat all the free samples in a shop

If there were no consequences, societal or otherwise, what would you do?

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i love this saying

it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

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If you reblog this I will scream into your inbox.

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So........................................... Motivation is a myth

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*casually dies*

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you know that feeling where the person you've confessed you have a crush on likes two people and you're neither of them.

yeah me neither ....

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You heard God

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I hate when jesus steals my Nutella

I hate it when juice wears tights!?

I HATE JIM!?! WHAT DID JIM EVER DO TO YOU!?

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*laughs in demisexual bisexual and slurps soup (it's chicken noodle, if anyone wants some)*

*asexual laughter*

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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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what harm can it do?