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How to create a dog pacifier, featuring @duncan.thedestroyer ! We have guests over and my dear friend would not shut up. It was nessecary. #dog #dogbaby #pacifier #whatacutie #peanutbutter https://www.instagram.com/p/BqYo9N1ltI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ofg1689vk32x

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these people calling Bolsonaro “the brazilian Trump” clearly don’t know Bolsonaro.

he’s worse. he’s so much worse.

he says he’s proud to be homophobic, he’s racist and sexist and openly expressed that several times. 

he doesn’t believe in democracy and supports dictatorship. 

he believes in torture and civil war.

he believes the only way to change Brazil is by killing thousands of people.

i know Trump is a piece of shit, but i don’t think you guys understand how fucked up is Brazil right now. 

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we are fucked

i mentioned the possibility of this happening in my last post but i had no idea it would be this bad. we are being put in a desperate situation because of the incompetency of the educational system and we will be evicted once this financial aid gets taken away. we are students living off of one disability income and student aid. basically what happened was we went to the financial aid office at my wife’s college and asked REPEATEDLY whether or not it would be okay for her to drop a class which they assured her time and time again that there would be no problem doing so. after she had already dropped it they suddenly say it’s a problem and that she MIGHT owe back money that already has gone to rent and bills. we will have no way to pay our rent if and WHEN the aid gets taken away. i am unable to get a job without her SSI being taken away. we have no support from family or anyone local to help us through this situation so i have to turn to you guys again. we need 1016.00 within 45 days or we will have no means of living. im trying to get back into school but that’s a long process that is complicated now that im married. literally days after our wedding and have to deal with all of this.

if you want to be rude, just don’t. this really is no fault of our own because we had talked to several people at the college who assured us it would be fine without explaining anything about having to owe back money and giving misinformation after misinformation, which now is somehow our fault and no one will listen to anything we have to say after spending all day at the college. WE WOULD DO ANYTHING EVEN PAY SOMEONE BACK THE MONEY if her aid wasn’t taken away we would be able to pay back this amount, but they are saying it needs to be paid within 45 days which wouldn’t be enough time.

im desperate for this to be over with. we were hoping to be financially stable finally until this happened and as a gay couple no one wants to help or deal with us. we’re basically cornered. let me know if i can do ANYTHING, and absolutely anything would help to get out of this debt even the change you have leftover in your account. i can write, help with homework, i can do pretty much anything.

my PayPal email is divynem@gmail.com and its the same email for my venmo. if you don’t have either of those and still want to help, let me know and I will figure it out. And if you cant or dont want to help, PLEASE at least reblog. im sure a lot of other people have been in this situation or similar but after everything we’ve been through i don’t want to have to lose the only stability we have and have to give our animals to others or away.

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When you didn't know it was Wednesday my dudes.

A little bit of background:

I'm in highschool and on Mondays I have all my classes, on Tuesdays and Thursdays I have my classes 1, 2, 4, and 6. On Wednesdays and Fridays I have 1, 3, 5, and 7.

Everyone in my school knows that I already took Taekwondo and Forensic Science in middle school, so basically I know just the right places to make people hurt / die and because I am fit I can actually make it happen.

Story time:

Okay so something tells my brain that it is Tuesday. I literally went to my Wednesday class earlier, so idk why I decided in the middle of the day that it is tomorrow.

I walk into my classroom, and the spot my brother and my ex boyfriend sit together are empty. There are two people sitting where I usually sit, and I get confused.

I look around the room. No, the seating was not changed, no, I'm not on the wrong side of the room. They're in my spot. So I speak to them.

*I'll refer to me as N, because my name is Natasha, and them as T, because them has a T in it.*

N: You are in my spot.😐

T: ...No we're not... 🤔

N: This is my spot.😑

T: *stares at me with a very concerned and confused look*😅

N: This is my spot.😡

T: *starts getting scared, continues to stare*😓

N: This is MY spot.😡😡

T: *becomes visibly scared, other students get tense*😓😓😓

N: This is MY SPOT. *Becomes visibly angry*😡😡😡

T: *The whole class is now visibly scared, the teacher is watching and silently laughing.*😓😓😓

N: GET OUT OF MY SPOT!!!😠😠😠

(random student): It's Wednesday.😆

N: Omg-I'm-so-sorry-are-you-okay-shit-I'm-late-to-class-omg-I'm-so-sorry-I-scared-you-please-don't-be-sad-you-didn't-do-anything-wrong-omg-omg-omg-im-so-sorry😫😫😫

T (specifically the children who I screamed at): Ur fine. 👍👍👍

So eventually (after a very long apology to my poor, misunderstood peers) I get back to my actual class, and MY SPOT is not taken, and infact it was reserved for me by my friend. I'm also friends with one of the people I lost my shit on, so yay happy ending!👏👏👏😘😘😘🌹🌹🌹

Also, I forgot to eat breakfast and this was before lunch so I'm kinda like a hangry animal ready to kill for food... 😆😆😆

Ps: if anybody who knows who I am sees this. I'm not that much of a threat. I'm 5'1", and 78 pounds. Worst comes to worst just sit on me. I have scoliosis, and a Boston brace for treatment, and I'm constantly feeling faint. That should do the trick.