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how to: simulate the zzt community

step 1: download mirc step 2: buy a bunch of floppy disks and an external floppy drive (skip the external floppy drive if your computer somehow has one in the year 2020) step 3: download vmware workstation step 4: make an msdos vm step 5: install zzt step 6: make a zzt campaign step 7: save it to one of your floppies step 8: get all your friends to join your irc channel step 9: wait shit i don’t have any friends

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crafting

sponge

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star

sponge

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sponge

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frozen hot sauce is a frag grenade

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for just $5 a month, we can use our law enforcement officer magic to make fire water and have fire trucks schüt the correct substance for once in their useless existences

Fire trucks have a very misleading name. Together we can change that.

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how have i done so many illegal things

i’m not in jail, i promise

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Ultimate guide to ghosts

If a ghost can’t hurt you, leave it be. It just wants to crash at your place for a while.

If a ghost can hurt you, now you’re a ghost too and it’s fricking on

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your fetish is fine, everybody is different and has different interests

unless you have a humiliation fetish. if you do, you’re a disgrace to mankind and deserve to burn in the darkest pit of hell

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the point of getting a chromebook is that there is no point

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So I accidentally corrupted Metroid