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no more guilty pleasures we enjoy things because we like them
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Mom: "Why are you having anxiety through the roof when opening mail, it makes no sense!"
Me (internally) : Because I'm on disability pay and no one hires this mess so I am always short on money and there's a lot of letters say I owe them money and eating rice every day with sauce made from nothing because I can't afford groceries when. I pay them just makes me panic.
Me: "I have no idea, weird huh?"
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Just wanna kneel by his feet and fulfil his every desire for the rest of my life 🥺💕
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keanu reeves laughing in the interviewers face at the concept of nfts. another win for the ¼ chinese gang
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Puke
this is so important what color is this
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