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Carlita Fajita

She likes to steal things.

Ends up marrying Courier and Rekar

A Gator tamer like her mother Samsuke Fajita, but instead decided to opt out of being a ninja. She attended the academy until she realized that she could not perform ninjutsu. She instead decided to focus all her energy into taijutsu and obtaining wealth through extortion and black mail. She eventually becomes the owner of a money laundering business. She only has one child, Marco.

Her specialty is taijutsu and the use of a baseball bat that Kakashi gave her one time because he tried bonding for .2 seconds. Her gator is named Pink, and though she cannot grow because of her lack of ninjutsu, she is very, very fast in order to keep up with Carlita.

Carlita thinks very highly of her brother Sebastien and looks up to him. She think Ignacio is a waste of space but still pretends to love him. Might Guy trained her briefly at one point, so she also has an oddly close relationship with him as well.

She fucked Conner one time.

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team 666′s dads at it again (based on this )

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naifu’s family

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team shikamaru

consistes of garflied, naifu and preston.

theyre all awful and shikamaru wants to kill himself

the only redeeming ninja on that team is naifu and shikamaru is pretty sure he stares at him at night planning on murdering him. that kid creeps him out

shikamaru once walked in on naifu and preston making out while garflied was eating a live mouse and started crying for two days. naifu holds it as blackmail

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naifu

naifu is a knife ninja. a wonderful offspring of knife cat and knife dad. he’s part knife, part dad, all boy

his jistus’ revolve around knives. he uses fire jitsu to make a knife 1000 degrees and also tape jitsu to tape a knife,,,, to a knife,,,,,, 

he keeps knifes on all parts of his body. its unknown weither or not hi’s organs are knives. sometime she is seen just,,,, eating knives,,,

he has the worst fashion out of all his team mates, even garflied, who is his bff. garflied probabaly wants to kill him. preston hates how he dresses and tries to fix him, but naifu takes his clothes and puts them witht he worst possible combinations. he’s a petty boy who plays pranks on his team mates and would probably kill them if vine was still a thing

he somehow got into being a fuck buddy with preston and he doesnt know how it happened, but preston buys him things so he’s ok with it and sometimes prestons cries after words and its the funniest shit

dont’ trust him,,, somehow he’s shikamarus avorite bc dispte how awful he is shikamaru needs one stable thing to hold onto

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preston

part of team shikamaru

definatly not gay even though he wants his teammate naifu to suck his dick and maybe bounce on his dick but he’s not gay

he’s a rich white boy who has never done anything wrong and he may or may not send a lot of dick pics and use his daddys money

he uses a rosegold iphone as his weapon, and his jitsu’s involve manslapning and calling his rich dad. probably white boy weed too, which is oreango, but according to him the high is real

he cant stand how naifu dresses so he constantly buys him clothes and all around tries to act like a sugar daddy for him.

he’s a complete bitch and shikamaru hates him the most

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garflied

garflied is a member of team shikamaru. he’s a transfer student from the snow village/

he doesnt talk much. when he does its like someone is speaking directly in ur mind

he only eats lasunga.

he summons oddie to fight for him. sometime she and oddie must fight for dominence. we all are garflied, garflied is us. his god is jim davis

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Metal and his lost siblings, Paper and Scissors

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THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF ALRUTO WE CANT GO BACK-- quote by maruka bc its the truth