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fem seb (what’s she listening to?)

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will be referencing this when I want to be a hater from now on

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hamilton x hamilton edits this, hamilton x hamilton edits that. what about britney x britney edits. like dude.

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Bring BACK saxophones in pop music

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN 📣📣🇳🇱 🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇📣📣🇳🇱🏎️💨🏆🥇

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"Im glad the dirty air is from lapping people" GET THEM OSCARRRRR

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Mclaren win? Evil. Oscar finding his teeth and going for his teammates throat? Spectacular.

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"My tyres are toast" look how they've anglicised my boy

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Death, taxes, Alex Albon in the trenches on the radio

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Michael Schumacher looks like he could tell a mean riddle

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OH MY GOD

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6 to 19 degree weather dresscode. Sweating. Thong itchy in my ass. Sun blinding me. Almost got hit by a bicycle. Hair beneath my headphones. Dying in real time

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Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

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In the absolute trenches (40 min pilates workout after not moving my ass for months)