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sounds like jkr got some issues 😝
A love how many members of the next gen just have abandonment issues. Like, so many of them have been abandoned or neglected in some form and it’s not even always a major character or a major thing that’s tackled.
Teddy Lupin’s dad tries to leave his pregnant wife behind, claiming marrying her was the worst mistake of his life, trying to leave for someone else’s kid no less, and has to be physically fought to stay. And then Remus and Tonks go and die as inconsequential deaths to the battle, with Tonks not even meant to be there! Harry doesn’t even take him in, he’s raised by Andromeda! Like damn, you know Teddy’s terrified of being left behind or ignored.
The Potter kids have a Mum who’s first job took her out of the country to play games and her second job was writing stories which could very easily also take her out of the country meanwhile their dad is a high ranking politician/cop, a very dangerous job that could kill him, who we barely see interact with James or Lily and only interacts with Albus when either dropping him off, yelling at him, or when he’s gone missing. Then there’s also the fact that the moment Albus was sorted into Slytherin suddenly his own cousin stopped wanting to hang out with him and everyone stopped wanting to be his friend. And also Delphi turned out to be an evil fascist that was just using his crush on her for evil!
Scorpius Malfoy canonically, before even the play came out, was said to have a very negative relationship with his grandparents, to the point Lucius didn’t consider him a real Malfoy, and then he’s got no interaction with any other family members as far as we know. His Mum dies and he canonically witnessed it, his dad is emotionally unavailable most times, he’s got no friends except for Albus, and then Albus up and stops hanging out with him as soon as he’s in a reality where he’s in Gryffindor for seemingly no reason at all. And then when Scorpius gets Albus back he’s immediately plonked into a world where Albus doesn’t even fucking exist! And also when Scorpius and Albus are BOTH kidnapped people are shocked when Draco wants to help, like they all casually forgot Scorpius was also missing!
Hermione canonically states that she often feels like she gave up being there for her kids in pursuing being Minister of Magic, implying she’s not really all that present in Rose and Hugo’s life! And Rose is pretty much exclusively seen using her name to get friends, and we never see her make friends any other way aside from Albus who she leaves! And then no one fucking cases when Hugo is also deleted from existence!
Delphi Riddle was an orphan raised in an abusive household and then her stepdad only cared to show up when he had reason to believe she could be useful in helping him resurrect Voldemort!
Nienna Robins is the result of a teen pregnancy and has her mums surname so god knows what the fuck is even going on there!
Cereus Greengrass had a dad who became a fucking dark wizards searching for a cure for her blood curse and then died as a result of breaking the Unbreakable Vow he made with a terrorist organisation! And despite the whole thing being for Cereus supposedly, Gareth never talks about her personality so we don’t even know what she liked or if she even wanted a cure!
Addison and Melody have their mum go missing, and while Penelope’s gone the Ministry fucking gives up on looking for her for three years and her husband Grim gets into dark magic in order to find her and maybe became a terrorist to get revenge on the Ministry for not finding his goddamn wife! Meanwhile it turned out she was literally in her office the entire time, cursed into a painting frame and then transfigured into a paperweight. Like not to question HP’s methods, but would inspecting fire that kind of thing not be step fucking one???
And every single other character is simply not fleshed out enough for us to know anything about their relationship with their parents. Some of these characters are only background characters mentioned once or twice and we know this much about them. Like damn, why does every character in this fandom got to have severe trauma and abandonment issues??
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This is definitely one side of it 😭 I can't disagree

This makes what Harry was actually thinking cooler than reality.
If Harry tortured and killed Snape/Draco is cold blood I would’ve been cheering him on.
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yeah im out 😭😭😭😭 genuinely signing off both these fanbases atp good luck to those that are staying
is it just me or has there been a boom recently of Marauder-hater accounts, especially Snape stans? Like, I feel like I've been blocking so many. And they keep tagging Jily and things while actively posting about how James is a horrible person, abusing the tag system. If you like Snape, don't tag anti-Snape; you're literally just looking for conflict and trying to start a fight.
I genuinely could not care less if you like Snape or don't like James or whatever, but when accounts like Toxycity and Lethalpactcipher say things like all Lily Evans fans deserve to be raped and killed, or that anyone who likes James Potter is a sexual abuser, thats calling on the fans, many of whom are minors, and many of whom dont have great mental health to begin with, thats a fucking problem. I cannot stress enough how the characters you appreciate have nothing to do with you as a person, and in this fandom, especially where characters are so removed from canon.
If you see any accounts like this, where they are vilifying people based on which fictional characters they like, please block, report, and make a post to warn others. This is not ok.
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me when so many people i know use ts
being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?
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hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.
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Tumblr, the app that you are. AO3 is a lucky bastard.
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actually insane that its true lmao
if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.
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now I'm imagining Harry showing up to her cafe at one point far into the future.. The moment they lock eyes she instinctively hates him as well. She hates his emerald green eyes, his unruly dark hair, his round wireframe glasses, the stick in his hand that reminds her of the one she snapped all those years ago after having inexplicably out in tears. She hates it all, hates how it makes her ache, how it all feels so familiar and yet despite everything she can't figure out why.

“Obligate”
The words came easier than expected, years of memories poured out of her mind. Memories of Lily, Marlene, Dorcas, Remus, Peter, James, Sirius. They were all gone now.
James was dead
Lily was dead
Marlene was dead
Dorcas was dead
Peter was dead
Sirius killed them all
Remus was no where to be found
Mary just couldn’t handle it
she knew she was never made for this life. Wizardry, it just wasn’t her. She was a muggle, she is going to live as a muggle. Restart her life, new memories, new friends, forget all about these stupid wizards.
Mary couldn’t Remember why she was crying after the memories were gone. She couldn’t Remember what the stick in her hand was, some natural reflex she had snapped it and threw it outside.
Mary moved on. She started a new life, she doesn’t even remember why she started tearing up when she sees lilies, maybes it allergy’s.
She doesn’t remember why she feels sick to her stomach when she looks at a broom, maybe she doesn’t like cleaning
She doesn’t even remeber why she doesn’t like dogs, maybes it’s just some weird fear.
She hates pranks, she hates chocolate, she hates men with glasses, she hates cigarettes, she hates punk rock, and most of all she hates the tall man that keeps showing up to her cafe.
She doesn’t know why she hates him so much, she just does. Maybes it not hate though. JT doesn’t feel like it.
#and then he gives his order#just like Lily's.. oh.#(ofc if she somehow is able to remember)#also I imagine this cafe would be right across from Diagon or maybe Horizont#which Mary would gravitate to without knowing why ofc#.. also#imagine that tall man that keeps showing up was the one and only Remus John Lupin#hp
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AAAAAAH OLD HAZ


My boy is 45
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gotta love it when the brain cells are rubbed
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
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I just read through this post it felt like three seasons and a movie
I love that genre of tumblr post where someone comes up with a fuckass scenario like hey what if there was a root vegetable that dyes your cum purple and stains your skin if someone nuts on you, and it becomes a popular thing and then someone comes up with a lipstick colour that perfectly imitates the same look and for like three weeks it would be the trendiest possible look to wear it because it looks like you just sucked off some slut with novelty colour cum, and everyone who isn't wearing it fucking hates it.
And then someone replies to it with "this is actually pretty much the plot of [one of those old classic animes that you've been meaning to watch at some point but never have] except the guy who invented the lipstick is also doing all of that in order to take over the world because he wants to fuck alien plants" and there's like five replies to that reply going "oh fuck you're right but why did you say it like that."
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oh god about time someone said this
So recently I replied to a post by this person, who clearly cares a lot abt snape and the post was on the reasons they could go to jail for. So I replied to it (not wanting to be rude BTW, who know sending 5 replies saying what I know would be called bombarding their inbox with 5 sarcastic comments. I only meant to get my point across as well as show how they differ. And I was not only speaking abt Hermiones teeth, it was just a point that added up.
And not mention the no. Of times they've called lily a wh*re and sl*t, saying that she smiled seeing snape get abused. She was trying to help until he decided to call her a mud blood. And this is the kind of response they had to give









For a person who is seemingly against bullying and harassment, they seem to be okay doing it out loud. I'm not a snape hater, just merely a person who likes the books
Not to mention the fact that snape literally created a spell that would slice open the body like um, and his obsession with lily was beyond weird. And yes cause Sirius being abused at home and bullying snape is bad, but snape being bullied and then continuing the cycle w kids is surely fine right?
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booktok YA n smut is one of those things where it’s rly hard to criticize it publicly for serious things like misogyny or racism or homophobia n how it enforces capitalism bc 99.9% of the backlash is ppl proclaiming the death of literature is coming bc women like to read porn. like I hate this as well but I hate it for a better reason that these ppl do.
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YEAHHHH ive never written a fic before though and I've got this massive seven part series in mind what do I do
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i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point
"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"
THAT'S NOT THERAPY
THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR
IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY
*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*
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