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microwaves you for 30 seconds stirs you and microwaves you for another 30 seconds

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made this a transparent gif because im in love

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the color signatures of various elements when ignited

FB image credit: Ceres Science

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Lupin: Hiiii buddy! <3

Goemon: Stop catfishing me for your own amusement

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Don't worry. All you gotta do is believe.

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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something so erotic about seeing a man drive shirtless. once a seatbelt hits a bare chest I am just all about it.

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support bisexual men

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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden

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what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

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writing is hard. you’re doing it anyway. you’re basically a god. a really tired, under-caffeinated god in pajamas.

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Superman by Yıldıray Çınar

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hold on i need to stretch (CRACK. CLICKCLICK CLICK . CARTOON SCREAM SOUND. CHAINSAW NOISE. SPRING SOUND) ok thats better

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.