altbound

[altbound]

AA: According to all known laws of Altbound, there is no way Terezi should be able to make memes in five seconds. Time is too complex for it to be eliminated simply for jokes. Terezi, of course, memes anyway because Terezi doesn't care what Altbound thinks is impossible.

Aradia Megido, 2k17

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CROFORSPRITE: > *slaps knee* yeeEEEEEHHAVWVWVWWV ..... the devwils in the backyard again

Equius Zahhak (@zaryasgalpal), 2k16

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AA: Do you ever...... AA: Draw my daughter..... AT: Ofc AA: :333333 AA: Same to you if you ever find any. AT: I have all my notebooks at school but I'll draw her tomorrow yes AA: 800000000 AT: I love me some quality Priora AA: Tav is the best. Tav is the best. finger crotch: that a big number aa AA: Heheh. finger crotch: vwait fuck vwas that a face AA: Ahahahahahaha. AT: Chdchddji AT: Rip finger crotch: cvwasdfgsd fuck ʸ(˃̴ꆚᵃ̷⁎)▁▂▃▅▆▓▒░✩⃛ finger crotch: j;adgsh;dsvwf AT: Bchejdjskndje AA: Sddugh;oshg;sohg

Nerds, 2k16

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GC: * when you notice the typo 5 minutes after you sent it * s h i t GC: phone put pond instead of pawn AA: Rip... GC: well at least autocorrect isnt on a laptop finger crotch: this is pond stars here i run the shop vwith my dad and son after

Nerds, 2k16

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AA: Fuck I forgot to let out the cat. apocalypseArisen [AA] unsilenced Yes I am [].

Aradia Megido (@classes-and-aspects), 2k16

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GC: https://imgur.com/a/94oev AA: I REMEMBER THAT. finger crotch: fagwvsl;imerz5cd6f7grth GC: Priora didn't apocalypseArisen [AA] silenced The Tyranny "32 ants/2 spiders/1 ? in hell" Leopie [].

Nerds, 2k16

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PS: Buenas Tardis Terezi, ¿Cōmo estás? SS: TARDIS. PS: E PS: Fuck SS: STOP. PS: *winks* PS: My spelling errors create time rifts

Karkat Vantas (@terminallycheesecake), 2k16

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KK: Fine then ill just go finish building karkats hive in my minecraft world with my new karkat skin

Karkat Vantas (@terminallycheesecake), 2k16

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AT: Is it cotton eye hoe AT: FUCK AT: *JOE

Tavros Nitram (@skelepunny), 2k16

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KK: *breathes* KK: Breathing excersizes.. 1-2-3....O-T-P,,,

Karkat Vantas (@terminallycheesecake), 2k16

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is bactine seadwweller safe

caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat.

arsenicCatnip [AC] joined chat.

CA: nep youre online right

CA: i can see that you are wwhy did i ask exactly

CA: fuck NEVVERMIND i just hope you didnt leavve your fuckin husktop open somewwhere

CA: do you knoww anythin about infections

AC: :33 < hi eridan!

CA: an starvvation i think an wwhatevver the fuck else

AC: :33 < i do know some of both things

AC: :33 < ...whats happening???

CA: look fef is at my hivve and shes in a real bad wway

AC: :(( < oh no :((

CA: shes too WWARM an she wwont wwake up im tearin my hair out shes gonna fuckin die i can see it on her

CA: i dont knoww wwhat to do

AC: :33 < where is she in your hive

AC: :33 < is she lying down? suppurrted well??

CA: livvinblock shes on the couch

CA: of course shes fuckin lyin dowwn

AC: :33 < i just want to make sure!

AC: :33 < how is her breathing

AC: :33 < and her heartbeat

AC: :33 < and is there anything stuck in her throat or gills? thats one of the furst things you should check, even if she s33ms to be breathing fine

CA: evverythins barely there

CA: theres nothin stuck shes just sick an thin like a rail

CA: she mustvve been fightin some monsters under there an a course she didnt do anythin about the wwounds

CA: all alone for wwho knowws howw long because i

AC: :33 < its alright

AC: :33 < you can think about it later

AC: :33 < so you have checked fur obstructions defurnitely??

CA: yes ivve already SAID THAT

CA: shes goin to die an its on my hands

AC: :33 < it was not very clear so

AC: :33 < no shes not!!

AC: :33 < she will not die

AC: :33 < okay

CA: wwait shes movvin that mi

AC: :33 < how much blood is she loosing

AC: :33 < she

AC: :33 < oh

CA: wwhat the FUCK

caligulasAquarium [CA] disconnected.

AC: :33 < eridan???

arsenicCatnip [AC] disconnected.

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AC: askdad asscrack: ask dad asscrack: ask him what AC: THAT WAS AC: a AC: KEYBOARD SMASH AC: IM CRI HECKING AC: KJDNKAJDHJKSAAD asscrack: lkjgvaskr

Nepeta Leijon (@endlessly-curious-potato​) and Equius Zahhak (@equiuszahhack), 2k16

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Congratulations on the new job, Fem!!!

-Altbound

(@dersemoons)

@desinyah @riptyres I GOT THE JOB THANKS FOR YOUR GOOD LUCK WISHES!!!!

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AT: Sonic Zahhak, you were named after two of the bravest men I ever knew

Tavros Nitram (@skelepunny), 2k16

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CT: D --> Did you mean Muslcebeasts KK: Muslce AT: Muslce asscrack: > give me a break AT: U pulled a Tav on that one asscrack: >

Nerds, 2k16

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PI: Fact: skeletons are made of tiny grey rubber fuck PI: Duck*** AT: Lauren wtf KK: Uhhhhm AT: Grey rubber fuck PI: DuCK GC: What's a rubber fuck AT: Fuck

Nerds, 2k16

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