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I was eating buldak Cabo and had an evil thought that I needed to draw

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Insane to me that they gave Jonathan the lamest offscreen death in Terrifier 3 after he'd been a main character for two movies

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Bumper stickers I think the Ultimis crew would have on their cars because I'm bored

Richtofen:

Nikolai:

Dempsey:

Takeo:

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This game looked so bazar I wish it would have gotten translated. Every screenshot is extremely blurry but I think that adds to it. It’s like finding etchings in a cave wall.

Let’s take a look see shall we? I don’t know what happens in this game nor do i care too much because I assume the story is pretty meh. So I’ll make my own story based on a series of limited screen shots i found on Google images. (When I dunk on Seychelles I am dragging the game version of her as a the main character in a dating sim, not her actually character in the manga and anime)

This is what American public school was like. The popular kids teasing the Emo kid. The jock choking out his pet twink in the back of the class, all whilst the class weeb stands in a defensive position and awaits his turn patiently for his daily ass whooping. And of course then the girl who is NOT like other girls and does not do the drama. She will not report this behavior to the teachers because she to is ‘one of the boys’ Just as god intended. 

Did he bring a weapon to school? Is he going to kill those extras?! Regardless he looks so happy about it, so I’m happy for him. Why is that one guy over there undressing. Seychelles being the ULTIMATE pick me. She’s so tiny and shy. She couldn’t possibly defend herself. 

what even is England’s outfit here… Like we get it you’re England. Why did he take her to an abandoned woods away from the city at NIGHT? Girl run! Don’t turn your back to him. 

They looks so pissed off why is she grabbing onto him like that? I have to know what happened. 

Italy is just on his knees screaming at that pie. Absolute feral behavior we have all come to expect from him. Meanwhile Austria over here about to ‘instant transmission’ himself away from these insufferable dipshits. 

America handing the player his V-card like it’s a item in a Zelda dungeon. 

Does Prussia even attend this school or does he just hang out in the back ally. Is he like that one kid who graduated and would go back to school and visit the teachers and talk to the students about how ‘these were the best years of my life’. When I was in high school we had this guy who was 26 and still visited the teachers once a week. Homie could not move on. You know what? I don’t want to know Prussia’s status in this game, that’s what it is in my head now. The school has a restraining order he is legally not allowed within 100 ft. 

why is he built like that he looks so sickly. I’m not sure how he even got in the tree with those cooked spaghetti noodle arms. 

why is he grabbing her wrist like that? OMG that’s so aggressive. IDC how hot I thought a person was my anger issues could never! 

I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!!! Look at him he does not go here! Someone call the police. Leave those children alone!

Fave part about this screenshot is I cannot tell if he is drowning him or saving him. Either way Seychelles is in the bg trying to somehow make it about herself. “Omg~ Guys stop it~.”

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hello <33 hi <33

look at my boyfriend:

he is so cute... i love it

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The "nie mehr" in das alte Leid is so angelic

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I think YouTube got a tad confused

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I brought some of my fanart about Edward Richtofen.🥰 I'm still working on the last two🥰

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Draw Takeo playing with kittens, safe from the horrors (ult)

takeo i love you…. anyone recognize the kitty designs…

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fwb/queerplatonic Ameripan. Am I right or am I tweaking

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Actual war flashbacks

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so if the implication is that the only reason prussia is still alive is because he's hanging around germany (and it's canon that nations can artificially extend the lives of creatures around them...)

...do you think germany (despite all of his whining) gets incredibly upset when he's away from prussia for too long. you KNOW he's counting the seconds, wondering if they add up over time... and you know he cares about it way more than prussia does

germany comes back after a week (!) work trip and immediately turns into a medical questionnaire. have you experienced any of the following: lightheadedness. nausea. feeling of Dying. and prussia just waves him off with a smile "i spent all your money on beer, the only thing i feel is hungover."

like. they're kicking the can down the road here. they both know it but only one of them has come to peace with it

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serial pantser

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So first post on my new blog and it's a PicMix Eddie thing. I love making these (Art I used by Grimmstein)

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awful le wokisme fetish slop below cut. not explicit just cringe

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Not the art I usually post, but I wanted to draw Richtofen and Dempsey because I'm gay and it's pride month <3