#or you

[dodoriasantamedium]

Seiko has appeared!

"This is ridiculous you got nothin better to do? " glaring at mun.

[yandereorg]

As a gold digging slut, I love the baby trapping idea! They get you pregnant and have stars in their eyes from romantic ideas about parenthood and the joys of family(fucking morons lol) and are ready to rush to the altar but youre drafting a prenup that'll have you living like a king if you ever get tired of them, and the fucking fools signs it! The eagerness would be odd and borderline a red-light in anyone else but the green blinds you to all else except your dreams of billionairess status. This is a bad idea for many reasons, chief of which is the way they've tapped all the cameras at your job and traffic cams on your commute. -cia

baby they’d sign anything, I feel like in their minds your willing and eager and a lil crazy too and they relate so they’d sign, do and say anything to keep you in that state of mind but as soon as their lil dulu daydreams I feel they’d be going fever, like the Bruce getting served divorce while he’s just paid for you to go on a crazy vacation?? And he never expected the prenup??? He’s just wrote you off as a love sick dumdum like he was:0 you’ve beaten him at his own game

[flowerwiththemachinegun]

*reads ask*

Mhm. Mhm.

*force closes tumblr

*opens back up, rereads

Hm...still there. Not a glitch. Okay.

*flips phone 7 times before force closing again

Mhmmm...what a way to say "I wanna be the object of your obsession."

[elegant-fleuret]

EAR HARRASSMENT IS A FORM OF LOVE

SO ok, i used to do pixel bases on deviantart back... waaaay back in the day. but i have lost all my ability to even think of how i used to do the line art for it.

if anyone uh you know wants to redraw with their own oc/self or use one of the linearts that would be super cool and you should 100% tag me so i can simp over it.

[wetgaysocks]

if you could have dream 3 way who would it be

my boy and Kyle Dean

[spookyhologramyouth]

I don't care for whatever reason you're transphobic, you gotta stop. Not because trans people are valid (they are) but because Hitler was transphobic. You weird uncle says something transphobic? Bring up Hitler, show him Google if you must. Because what is he gonna do? Agree with Hitler?

[asheanon]

For those squinting at the pfp, here. Squint at it some more. 🫠 (I had to boost tf out of the contrast just so she could be even remotely seen, she's so bright...! This is from an old, abandoned WIP. It was like, the only decent, not entirely scribbly Radiance piece I have of Sal available. Dated as the design may be now, it still works well enough!)

Going Ethereal mode. Going ✨ Radiant ✨ That's her Halloween costume. 😎🕶️ -Is handing out sunglasses.- 🕶️

Why dress as a solar specter when you can just be one? 🌠👻 (But really, I am a very slow artist and could never hope to draw all four of my dudes in some cute costumes by tonight, so... this is all I've got. Hahaha!)

🖤 🎃 Happy Halloween! 🦇 🧡

[secretlybughusks]

"stop. it's not about you." is one of my external mantras that I say out loud when I'm trying to regulate my thoughts and emotions. It really is for me, but I am perfectly okay with the person I'm talking to getting the secondary benefit of it.

[mortalityplays]

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

[faaun]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[hawkeabelas]

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

[theparadigmshifts]

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush