How to flirt according to the LCDP characters
Professor: ask her inappropriate questions on the phone in front of her co-workers
Lisboa: point a gun at him (more than once)
Denver: shoot her in the leg
Estocolmo: make him dance for you
Tokyo: dress up like a manga character for him
Rio: randomly propose to her right before a heist
Palermo: be his best friend for years and wait for his brother to tell him you have feelings for him
Berlin: plan a heist with him and pretend you're straight
Helsinki: hug him when he's about to blow you up
Nairobi: tell him you wouldn't even touch him with a 10 feet pole
Bogota: build a Mario Kart car for her after a serious surgery
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me whenever somebody mentions something gay
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When someone is talking about a new show with a lesbian/gay couple/ship
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me saving my ships from bad writers
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