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Send "Dance with me" to pull my muse in for a slow dance.

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✍️ "Trust me, I'm an artist."

Why he let this man draw on him, he didn’t know. His sister was an artist, thus he had a soft spot for helping those who claimed the same, but... Vincent’ was starting to grow a little suspicious. “That better not be a dick.”

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🍂 - Push my muse in a pile of leaves (long live the king)

One moment he’s walking to the local coffee shop, the next he’s pushed on the ground. In a pile of wet, sticky leaves nonetheless. Wearing this new coat too...!

Sitting upwards, Vincent’s eyes locked onto the culprit, and my, what a familiar face. A pity, really, he was starting to like this Ranpo guy. “You little shit...!”

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❛ let’s go get a slushie. ❜

“Do you even know how much sugar there is in one of them? ...Eh. Whatever, I have nothing to do anyway. I’ll go with you.”

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💪 - Lift my muse up

“W-What...?!” Being lifted off the ground with such ease was a surprise for Vincent anyway, but the culprit being such a young kid was nothing short of a shock! His dumbfounded expression was funny at the very least. He isn’t short nor is he light after all.

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Mess with my muse!

Send one to-

✍️ - Draw something on my muse

👻 - Jump out and scare my muse

🤑 - Money gag my muse

💦 - Sprinkle water on my muse

🌊 - Dump water on my muse

🍞 - Throw bread at my muse

💋 - Repeatedly kiss my muse

🤛 - Play punch my muse

💪 - Lift my muse up

🤠 - Put a silly hat on my muse

👅 - Lick my muse

🤧 - Sneeze on my muse

👈 - Poke my muse repeatedly

👀 - Uncomfortably stare at my muse

🌱 - Throw grass at my muse

🍂 - Push my muse in a pile of leaves

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— send me a “?!” and my muse will say an embarrassing secret they have

“...Oh God. Fine. My hair is naturally gray. I’ve been dyeing it since before I turned thirty. Early graying runs in the family.”

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❛ i say we just grow up, be adults and die. ❜

“I know how that feels, but aren’t you a little young for that kind of pessimism...?”

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Send me a "?!" and my muse will say an embarrassing secret they have

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❛    well,    fuck me gently with a chainsaw.    ❜ ❛    do i look like mother theresa    ?    ❜ ❛    my teen - angst bullshit now has a body count.    ❜ ❛    chaos is what killed the dinosaurs,    darling.    ❜ ❛    you look like hell.    ❜ ❛    yeah,    i just got back.    ❜ ❛    are we going to prom or hell    ?    ❜ ❛    god    !    i sound like a fucking psycho.    ❜ ❛    i felt bad everytime i did it,    but i kept doing it anyway.    ❜ ❛    now i know you understood everything.    ❜ ❛    now that’s deep.    ❜ ❛    there are no stupid questions.    ❜ ❛    that’s the stupidest question i’ve ever heard.    ❜ ❛    the extreme always seems to make an impression.    ❜ ❛    what’s your damage    ?    ❜ ❛    how very.    ❜ ❛    i just killed my best friend.    ❜ ❛    i can’t believe you did it.    ❜ ❛    i was teasing.    ❜ ❛    i loved you.    ❜ ❛    there’s a new sheriff in town.    ❜ ❛    you don’t deserve my fucking speech.    ❜ ❛    so what’s the deal    ?    ❜ ❛    what a waste    !    ❜ ❛    oh,    the humanity    !    ❜ ❛    our love is god.    ❜ ❛    let’s go get a slushie.    ❜ ❛    is your life perfect.    ❜ ❛    i don’t really like my friends.    ❜ ❛    maybe it’s time to take a vacation.    ❜ ❛    now that you’re dead,    what are you gonna do with your life    ?    ❜ ❛    why do you have to be such a mega - bitch    ?    ❜ ❛    because i can be.    ❜ ❛    did you have a brain tumour for breakfast    ?    ❜ ❛    i say we just grow up,    be adults and die.    ❜ ❛    if everyone jumped off a bridge,    would you    ?    ❜ ❛    why are you pulling my dick    ?    ❜ ❛    that knife is filthy.    ❜ ❛    some people need different kinds of convincing than others.    ❜ ❛    you’re beautiful.    ❜ ❛    did that sound bitchy    ?    ❜ ❛    this isn’t just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.    ❜ ❛    you were nothing before you met me.    ❜ ❛    she’s my best friend.    god,    i hate her.    ❜ ❛    i shop,    therefore i am.    ❜ ❛    a true friend’s work is never done.    ❜ ❛    god had cursed me i think.    ❜ ❛    we’ll crucify her.    ❜ ❛    what’s the up - chuck factor on that    ?    ❜ ❛    ugh,    such a pillowcase.    ❜ ❛    nice guys finish last,    i should know.    ❜ ❛    get a job.    ❜

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(( ............i don’t have any legitimate explanation for my absense, sorry. i just got burned out. i’m really sorry :( ))

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(( apologies once more for inactivity, i’ve been busy the last two days plus i share a laptop with my entire family sO... i should get to everything by tomorrow at the latest on both my accounts. speaking of tomorrow, it’s my birthday, so yay! ))

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(( me side-eyeing them drafts............ ill get to them soon lads i promise. ))

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Truth Serum!: your muses can now ask mine anything and they will be forced to answer honestly!

Or you can send anons!

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Everything Black (feat. Mike Taylor) - Unlike Pluto

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KNY THIRTY; FOUR

4. Is your character a night owl or an early bird?

Vincent is a night owl, most definitely! He tends to relax easier at night, for whatever reason. It’s the time of day where work ends and relaxation begins, at least that’s what he and most others have been conditioned to believe. Society and all. 

Not to mention that upon reaching adulthood, night time is usually when the social events begin. An extrovert, Vincent enjoys heading out to meet with others. What he gets up to while out socialising is confidential.

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Vincent Steward’s Dewey Decimal Section:  353 (specific fields of public administration)

Class: Social Sciences.

Contains: Books on politics, economics, education and the law.

What it says about you: You are good at understanding people and finding the systems that work for them. You like having established reasoning behind your decisions. You consider it very important for your friends to always have your back.