youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position
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One (1) more self indulgent drawing of a chin hold and two people who are simps for each other
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i hate it when straight people ask me who my favorite spiderman is. like yeah it’s andrew garfield and they’re like “why” and i have to be like “oh well i just really admire him as an actor” when in reality its because hes a commie jewish bisexual peter parker truther and he’s CORRECT
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i’m micro plastic maxing. i want to give birth to a baby that’s already got shoes on
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https://www.tumblr.com/sadisticmagicians/746075186316607488?source=share
ask-spideypool holidays era
y..yeah. yeah you're right.
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really need neil and his tunes today lads
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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.
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y'all gotta fuckin read this
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my tumblr fyp has decided i'm an irondad/spiderson guy after i posted about tony stark yesterday and i've never wanted a "not interested" button on here so badly
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The best comic book relationship trope by far is: ridiculously over-powered literal goddess and her boyfriend, just some guy who’s embarrassingly in love with her
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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest
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