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feel bad for folks who like the joker in a normal way. and by that I mean like autistic tumblr users who really like batman and fixated on the joker. im sure he's a great dude. character wise. I can't imagine what I'd feel like if my favorite guy got co-opted by weird misogynist dudebros And that was like the first thing ppl thougjt of when they think about that character. I'd lose my mind

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like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

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hurry up & come back to me

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I need someone to make a B99 x Marvel fanfic world where Jake is just a big ass fan of spiderman and Peter just crosses the station regularly to bring in perps

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corollary to this: we do need more side characters in toxic romances telling the shitty protagonists to break up and get therapy. bonus points if it's a woman who plainly resents that she has to hear about it to begin with

I really dislike the fanfiction trope of all women characters existing to encourage the male characters to “stop being idiots” and “just tell each other they feel” 1) because it’s reductive and makes women accessories to the lives of men and 2) in real life most people are pretty negatively interested in others love lives and are more likely to tell you to break up

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you gotta let someone observe. that'll collapse the superposition and change the outcome <3

Goddamn anti-depressants have got me in a superposition of both horny and not horny at the same time. I need to get off, but also I can't be bothered, so now I'm just dripping and uselessly grinding into my matress

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brother im foaming at the mouth over this. i never read chapter fic anymore and now you have me eagerly awaiting an email with the update. i actually WANT an EMAIL in this the year 2025. how could you do this to me

The original 3K version of this fic turned into a 10K version and is now, one day later, in it's final form, a 20K fic

Chapters 1 and 2 up now, and 3 tomorrow :)

oh, so pretty when you stand on the edge (rated E like usual)

After months of living together and a single, clarifying instance of plane sex, Wade and Logan talk about it. As in, you know, their relationship status.

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also some ace people can and do read smut?? like so what if someone doesnt want sex irl but still likes reading about it or imagining it. have you never enjoyed a story? did you leave your imagination in your other pants pocket?

i like all kinds of crazy shit in fandom and fic that i dont want anywhere near my real sex life. insane to think people can't like reading about things without secretly wanting to do them

"Oh, but your asexual, why have you liked a post that has smut?" I AM SUPPORTING THE SLUTS OF THE FANDOM OKAY!?

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YOU!! YES, YOU!! GO WRITE THAT FANFIC YOU THINK NOBODY BUT YOU WILL READ!!

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im gonna be back in a shakespeare phase after this i just know it. if i start writing shakespeare fic again im deeply sorry

'Macbeth' will begin screening on Marquee TV on March 31st, 2025!

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that is SO doing your part bestie

i was looking at a fic and was like this sounds good and- and its my damn fic

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THE STRUGGLE IS REAL esp since all ur tags were about deadpool being a bottom and also about transmasc characters being bottoms and subs in fic always. i wish trans fic was good literally ever. you have to be the change

i was looking at a fic and was like this sounds good and- and its my damn fic

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Related: I want to see a male Spider-Man villain who IS sexualized and made into a love interest in a Black Cat-style enemies-to-lovers fast-burn.

Deadpool doesn't count

Are there any good cannon female villains in the Spider-Man comics?

black cat started as a villainess!

of course they had to get horny with it, though

they kiss in the very first issue she appears in. fastest burn in spider-man history. i'd say she's a great foil for peter, because she definitely is a great source of crisis. peter's very good at crisis, when it comes to pretty ladies.

honestly the female villain department is really weak when it comes to spider-man comics. i mean, the female villain department is pretty weak in general when it comes to marvel comics.

deadpool has some very good female villians, actually - i'd be inclined to say vanessa is one of them - considering how terrifying and violent she can be. but spider-man.... he's got, like, uh.

the female electro? and the female doc ock? the female scorpion? all the rule 63 spider-man rogues gallery, i guess. the all-female reboot of the sinister six, why the hell not. kraven's wife and daughter. sure. the uhh... fucking... white rabbit? i hate this.

i do object. the female villains in spider-man's rogue gallery frequently make the "spider-man's most useless villains" lists, like, for good reason.

do better, marvel. if you're about women's rights you should be about women's wrongs too.

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i just got a kudos email that had a singular kudos in it?? i don't think i have ever experienced this??

i have days where i get none and i have days where i get a batch. what do you mean i received one 1 kudo last night

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good news! life will continue, and continue to have meaning, whether you follow a career path or not

I don't really know what to do with my life everything I'm really good at is weird and niche and would expose me utterly. why couldn't my talents be like. accounting

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You think Spideypool in love is owo domestic Valentine's Day bliss? No, bitch, this is toxic codependence between two people who are smart enough to know that they should NOT be infatuated with each other. Get on the merry-go-round or get outta the playground.