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realizing i..... probably should've called in late and changed my tire to the spare instead of driving on it........ Oops.
#im stupid but i was running late leaving so im ;;;;;;;;;;#ill change it before going to the mechanic#bc i know its bad ok i know its a terrible idea cus it can hurt the axel#i wasnt THINKING THIS MORNING OK#shh ac
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so. got in my car this morning. flat tire but no bouncing. SIR??????
I HATE HAVING A CARRRRR
#im gonna take it in after work bc. tire. fixed or replaced. takes a LOT less time.#i may ask if they can just check the other today too and if it IS broke fix it tomorrow still#but like of is not broke and it was just my tire causing that???????#then that saves me so much#shh ac
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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good
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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.
Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
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The ribbon in his hair... the scarf... he tried
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat
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