alvida

[alvida]

thinking with your pussy, or cuntemplating,

[alvida]

little kid cersei: sometimes i imagine i’m riding on the back of a dragon

little kid tyrion: sometimes i also imagine i’m riding on the back of a dragon!

little kid jaime, probably: sometimes i pretend i’m a horse and i go around on all fours eating grass

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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“you’re so quiet” yeah i’m rewriting the same 3 sentences in my head while imagining a dramatic betrayal between fictional people. i’m BUSY

[alvida]

s i m o n ' g h o s t ' r i l e y .

[alvida]

The Lord giveth, The Lord taketh away, The Lord returneth unto thee as paid DLC

[alvida]

lord of the rings bigatures my beloved

[alvida]

she's john wicking my shit just straight up going boogeyman on that thing

[alvida]

It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.

[alvida]

NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO RUN

STAY WITH ME, MY BLOOD

[alvida]

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

[alvida]

fuck the post below me

[alvida]

fuck the post above me

[alvida]

misa

(print shop)

[alvida]

FLORENCE PUGH as YELENA BELOVA in THUNDERBOLTS* (2025)

[alvida]

i want 50 avengers tower fanfics of the thunderbolts on my desk by morning do you hear me

[alvida]

Strawberry toshi for the soul 😋