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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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misclicked on a bunch of shit in quick succession and was met with a somewhat harrowing prompt

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my fave tiktok diet fad videos are the ones like "you could eat 100 calories of a cake or get much more on your plate with 100 calories of raw pumpkin puree". woooooah man that's such a hard choice, i'm always craving cold slop from a can

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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

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went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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tumblr should pay me a basic livable income for all the 20 note flop posts i provide them

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ALKSKSKAKS LOVE MAYBE?!!??!?! IM LOVING THIS

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ahn hyeoseop can sing?????

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a great change and a great way to execute the idea