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When you’re falling backwards in a chair and accept your fate. (by Snorey)

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Old-timey dudes doing weird hokey shit is the best thing.

Case in point:

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what the fuck is this bullshit

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Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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Just in case you guys didn’t know just how perfect Julie Andrews is…

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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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Parent: Would you like some butter for your toast?

Me: *cries*

Parents: ...

Me: SARAH AND HELENA ARE CONSTANTLY LEAVING EACH OTHER WHEN THEY SHOULD JUST STAY TOGETHER. THEY ARE STRONGER TOGETHER. I DON'T WANT BUTTER, I JUST WANT SARAH AND HELENA TO STOP WITH THE BUTTER AND HUG IT OUT.

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the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

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Advanced GemWorld Technology...

…Really?   ‘Cause….

If that’s what it was sent to do, it seems to have done a pretty crap job.  S’all I’m sayin’.

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Oh my god. I am actually crying and snorting.

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you need a spot?