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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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Why do people keep reblogging that photo of a goth chick in a combine harvester

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Reblog if it's ok for ppl to spam ur inbox with asks. A weird question? Go ahead! Ask game? Yep! A very personal question? OFC!

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the best fics in the WORLD are the ones that are tagged like #Character Study #Emotional Resilience #Anal Fingering

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when the author tags x reader when it’s really just their oc.

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i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots

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Pov: you're reading fanfiction and suddenly y/n starts to call him daddy

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Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

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armand haters will be like "he has kept louis in a loveless marriage Against His Will for SEVENTY YEARS" as if louis hasn't basically handcuffed armand to him and thrown away the key with his "you'll never make it up to me but you'll spend the rest of your life trying" thing

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pleasure the prosecutor

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I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

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a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist

how’s your sleep schedule

have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine

how long have you been sitting in one spot

have you gone out in public recently

have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly

have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen

etc