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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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cale gets the gold chain | game one: col vs. vgk | 5.30.21

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CHRIS EVANS ACE Universe (2021)

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9.10.19 ↝ NJD@PHI

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Sometimes people are just soooo close to getting it.

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I feel seen.

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pasta on the important subject of barbie girl dance parties

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Can’t wait to make my next small beauty purchase so i can pretend happiness is real and in my life

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what is your cishet male trait mine is being a car fan

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being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

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the kids are alright.

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What does “He squeezes a quarter so tight, the eagle screams” mean?

“…Farting?”

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Can you guess what every woman’s worse nightmares is?

Promising Young Woman (2020) dir. Emerald Fennell

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Someone get this man an Oscar