#how

[tanked-up]

OH.MY.GOD

I fear I may NOT survive

[fifty-fired-fay]

Genuinely how the fuck does one painting make a normal living room into the stereotypical divorced dad space?

Books? ok, maybe they like reading. Cars? ok, maybe they have children. Couch? ok, maybe it's one of the (absolutely hideous) modular ones. but that painting. oh that painting. it turns a perfectly normal space into divorced dad den soooooooo fucking fast.

[sailorsally]

Imagine you read the Iliad and Achilles and Patroclus are talking about how they want to have their ashes mingled together once they die and then you ask homer hey homer do you think these men are gay and homer says I don’t really see it. So now years have passed and homer is kinda broke so he is giving lectures to make some money and he ends up rereading Iliad only to find out that Achilles and Patroclus are, in fact, gay.

And before you say no, this didn't really happen to Homer. BUT it very much did happen to Mr. Richard Speight Jr, the director of Supernatrual.

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Hi hello how has it been a year happy birthday to one of the best sfth longforms in existence 🍆

[watch-time-flow]

"... I mean it"

^is absolutely hiding his face in Cheng Xiaoshi's shoulder. Totally alright.

"I have a dog laying on my legs. How do I get up"

[remysrogue]

very weird to me when people are like "i think gambit is a boring character" this man was abandoned at birth because he has demon eyes and was adopted into a weird cult of thieves that worships a sexy old lady who gives them potions that make them immortal and was in arranged marriage that got derailed because he dueled his brother-in-law with swords and then in exile he accidentally joined a band of mutant superhero outlaws and now he runs around in magenta body armor and his weapon of choice is playing cards and he can blow up stuff just by touching it. and you... you think that man is boring. how.

[symeraid-s]

Oh my god, I think this was the most stressful public voting sequence I have seen in Eurovision and I've been here for 14 years.

Thank god, that JJ managed to sneak the win, because if Israel had won, I would have turned the stream off and never watched Eurovision ever again. Arguably, his song wasn't my favourite, but I'm more than happy with it winning. He's an amazing vocalist and deserves it.

I really don't understand how Israel won the public vote, not only because of everything going on, but also because their song was just really boring. It's just the same song as last year. And even if I think she has a better voice than Eden, this song really is nothing more than a piece of propaganda. They saw her "sob story" and made a song out of it to garner sympathy. There really is nothing more to it.

Also, I don't get how Sweden and Finland got so few points from the public either. From the Juries, I can kind of understand it, but I really thought they would split the public between themselves pretty evenly. Both songs are really good and deserved so much more, like I really don't understand what happened here.

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[ra1nst0rm-tmblr]

like 3rd time i've been tagged in this, might as well do it now :>

coffee shop or flower girl | au or fix-it I enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff | love at first sight or pining | modern au or historical au | break up & make up or proposal & wedding | get together or established relationship | soulmates or unrequited | fake dating or secret dating | obvious pining or domestic fluff | hurt/comfort or crack | meet the parents or meet cute

not forced taggos:

@the-lemonaide @maplemonarchy @yvvsora @puriteenism @deciduowl @areyoubeingsirius @everydayknifeday @ajthepeach @buggy-moths you are all people i am mootas with, there are probably more, i am so sorry if i forgot someone, yes.

pick your tropes!

tagged by @fellamorte and stealing this format too love u <3

coffee shop or flower girl | au or fix-it I enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff | love at first sight or pining | modern au or historical au | break up & make up or proposal & wedding | get together or established relationship | soulmates or unrequited | fake dating or secret dating | obvious pining or domestic fluff | hurt/comfort or crack | meet the parents or meet cute

tagging @sidebyside-withafriend and @notsticks-notsticks and @luna-cosmos24601 and whoever is reading this post right now ��

[kaijuno]

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

[noka-exe]

breaking news… local bird comes back to life and is NOT happy…

[the-lonelyshepherd]

literally how is it fucking real

[o-sunny-day]

Cause You and I will always be back then.

Thats Why…

You and I will always be best friends.

[alchemists-wife]

aww Charlie took a souvenir for Vaggie even before her talk with Rosie about their relationships

how sweet of her

[mikami1992]

Jason is about to have a panic attack…

He knew that he had to finish researching and confirm those 48 hours of lost memory from last year…

but nooo… I thought I put together everything that happened during that time and left a few hours here and there with only assumptions about what happened…

and now he has the consequences in front of him… on a pair of baby seats in the middle of his living room next to a pair of diaper bags with a note…

"Emergency, take care of them for time, I'll be back

Sincerely, Danny"

and there, in those pair of seats, are 2 babies, a girl and a boy, one with blue eyes and the other reddish brown, the two children had black hair… with a white strand of hair on their heads. …

Jason isn't an idiot, he did the math…and the dates fit…so now he has to face his impending fatherhood…it's time to call Alfred….

While all this is happening Danny flies through the Infinite Realms, he now has to face the idiots who think they can challenge him for the throne.

He just hopes Ellie and Dan are okay…. Well there shouldn't be any problem, he left them with one of the strongest avenging/protecting spirits on the side of the living, plus Red Hood is known for being good with children…

He only regrets not being able to explain more in the note…