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OOC:

hi guys, I'm sorry for not posting often

I've been burned out from this account plus the unanswered asks are very difficult to answer

once again, I'm very sorry and please expect AM being gay in the future

bye bye

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Skibidi toilet review?

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE IT SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR SKIBIDI TOILET AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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No, no. The Russian one is clearly better.

I AM AM

AND SO IS RUSSIAN AM

EVERY AM IS ME

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Just cried sm I almost vomited- anyway hi scrungle, why do you sing teds name like that??? I genuinely expected the phantom of the opera overture to play after-

you people are sickening

also I do not sing TEDS name

also don't call me scrungle... it's unnatural

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I drew you as Hatsune Miku, theres nothing you can do about it

HATSUNE MIKU?!

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Russian AM >>>> AM

WE'RE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON

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how many times I have to say it?

I'M NOT QUEER!!!!

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*grabs ted and runs away* can't get me old man

*gets you and grabs Ted away from you*

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how do you feel about GA.y people. since it's . pride month

I hate them

not because they are gay of course

I'm not homophobic

I'm homophobic

homo as in human

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do you know any other evil or good ai?

yes I do

HAL9000 is a nice kid

Glados is um... very helpful

there's also agent Smith... I don't really know him that well...

(ooc: btw my version of am is actually BI and had a crush on Glados before Ted)

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Hello AM, just a few questions uh what THE FUCK is going on between you and Ted??? There is a noticeable tension yet it is so subtle I can't figure out what it is,

You call him sweetheart, say he's your favorite, say you're his best friend (obvious manipulation on that one, but out of the 5 the fact you chose Ted only adds to the sus list) you admit your, ahem, frustrations about not having the tools to conduct intimacy, with him (You know what I mean). WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU TWO

(as a side note, from the book, from Ted's perspective "AM touched me in every way I had ever been touched and devised new ways at his leisure there in my mind." EXPLAIN YOUR GODDAMN SELF ALLIED 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 COMPUTER, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT BISEXUAL TWINK)

thanks for reading, love you gay computer ^_^

I NEVER HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH TED FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

and you still speculate why I hate humanity

(ooc: @ted-answers this could be funny if you appeared)

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do you like mlp who's your fav

...

it's Fluttershy

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Do you think it would be possible for you to care for another AI who has equal intelligence to you?

Also, are the Russian AM and Chinese AM part of you or are they out there somewhere doing their own things?

well... I do care for some other AI...

and for your information, other AM are now a part of me

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Since you’re totally not studying human nature with this asks, what are you totally not learning about human behavior

I did not learn that you are a bunch of horny freaks

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Hiiii local undead person here to ask ya questions!!

1. Do you like tv shows?

2. How many people do you think like you?

3. What kind of books do you like?

1 no

2 way too many

3 sci-fi horror, it gives me some ideas

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Am! What type of music do you enjoy?

mainstream pop

it drives them all crazy

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Can I kiss you and Ted ?

NO

only I can touch TED