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[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

hey y’all !! i wanna apologize deeply for my unstable and inconstant updating schedule. my last day is on may 31st, so over the summer (when i’m not working), my schedule should be back to normal. i love you all so so much and thank you for the support while i’ve been inconsistent. this is NOT a goodbye message !! it’s merely an update yall.

i have 10+ current drafts which i’m editing/writing still. they should be out periodically. thank you again for all the continued support and i should be back soon !!

@dangeroustaintedflawed @slutforgarlogan @newwavesylviaplath @cult-of-lambs @fleetwoodviolet + any of my other mutuals 🖤

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

no please no i love him this isn’t gonna work 😭😭 this man cannot adopt me no

@dangeroustaintedflawed @newwavesylviaplath @marchsfreakshow @fleetwoodviolet @brunette-being-bad + anyone else <3

Last fictional character in your camera roll just adopted you.

Thanks for the tag, @hiddenvioletsgrow! 💙 As much as I love Coulson, I know what being adopted by him means, and I want no part of it.

No pressure tagging @brekker-by-brekkerr, @profwonderbearthementalista, @redvanillabee, @likea-black-widow-baby, @redwidow616, @aintinacage, @accidental-spice and @child-of-the-tardis256!

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

i’m so in love with evan peters it makes me sick

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

AA love the way you write quickie❣️ hear me out- Peter would totally be a panty thief- kleptomania and all- but what happens when the reader catches him in the act while they are dating…?👀 would love to see a fic abt this pls and thank you :]🫶

oh my god thank youuu !!

no because he totally would though 🫣🫣

i’ll defs work on this when i can get my lazy ass off of c.ai.

thanks for the req !

— faye 🖤💋

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

Okay bet, read my fortune

you’re gonna be a really successful ahs girlblogger 💞🖤

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

today in english class i told my classmates that sylvia plath put her head in an oven. they all looked at me like i was insane. i told them i thought this was common knowledge about her, to which i received a “why do you know that?”

great times. now i know i’m a girlblogger surrounded by girlfailures

(also i’m tagging @dangeroustaintedflawed and @newwavesylviaplath because i feel like those two would love this post)

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

tate langdon eating you out before you know theres a ghost in the house. like, as in, you have no clue he exists, but then you feel him idk

oh wow okay then ! that’s intense

no but wait would i be scared, traumatized, or turned on like what 💔💔

@dangeroustaintedflawed i need help on this decision

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

y’all please hit up my inbox 🙏 i love getting anons and stuff (me waiting for my anons to show up 👆)

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

thank y’all for the tagsss !!

amy (adult world) and dave lizewski (kickass)

@dangeroustaintedflawed @taintandviolent @newwavesylviaplath @coentinim and anyone else <3

TAG GAME: two fictional characters that make you go "omg it's me!"

randy meeks (scream)

charlie walker (scream 4)

tagging: @taintandviolent @fear-is-truth @am3ricanh0rrorwh0re @marchsfreakshow @slutforgarlogan @slvt4jamesmarch @lacucarachapisser

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

would u ever consider doing some more peter head canons? either sfw or nsfw

also i love ur writing :p

hey hey anon !!

yeah of course i would !! i literally love peter hes so babygirl 💞💞

also that’s literally the sweetest thing ever thank you so much 🖤🖤 i love it when you guys love my writing. i can totally get on those peter headcanons asap. i’ve been really stressed with projects and stuff, but i’ll make some time i promise <3

love youuu 🖤🖤

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

taylor swift is torturing the poets

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

bitch ☆

lovesick!peter maximoff x fem!reader

summary: you invite your occasional hook up over to your place

warnings: nsfw, sex toys, dirty talk, tad bit of sexting, unprotected p in v, slight arguing, commanding, fingering, switch!peter, unchecked writing

notes: i kinda wanted to make a semi-bitchy fem!reader but no hate to y’all. i wanted to make her a little bitchy as an experiment to see if y’all liked it. ygs aren’t bitchy though. love youuu and i hope you enjoy 💞

It was late, and you were bored. bored and horny. the only two emotions you’ve been able to feel since your last mission with the x-men. Your friend, mission partner, and occasional hook up, peter maximoff, aka, quicksilver, was also feeling the same way. so, you texted him, feeling the what he likes to call ‘interstellar connection’ between you two.

‘hey quickie’ you texted, your fingers tapping against the screen anxiously. a little text bubble popped up at the bottom of the screen, before a text appeared from peter.

‘hey cutie’ he responded. you smiled at the screen, your hands drifting down under your sweatpants. you take a deep breath before starting to massage your clit gently.

‘what r u up to?’ you text back shakily with one hand, so it came out more like ‘whst r u ip to?’

peter sent back a laughing emoji, along with the response of ‘look, i love ya and all, but can you speak english? it’s a lot easier on us dorks who know how to speak’

you scoff at your phone, deciding to call him instead. “peter,” you start once he picked up, semi irritated.

“what’s up, babe?” he laughed.

“why don’t you just come over and fuck me already, speed demon,” you scoff, turning down your music that was playing on your tv in your room. peter sighs through the phone.

“can we get some 80s tunes while we fuck though?” he asked, chuckling. you roll your eyes, putting ‘Tainted Love’ on your tv, playing it loud enough for him to hear.

“okay, i see what i’m working with,” he chuckled. “is your pussy warmed up?” he joked. you could practically see him raising his eyebrows through the phone. you hung up on him, and in a matter of 15 minutes, he was there.

“hey, gorgeous,” he smiled, climbing on top of you after you dragged him to your room. You smile up at him, cupping his face as you pulled him into a kiss.

he straddled you, keeping a hand against your chest as he smirked down at you. you reached up to him, quickly getting your wrists pinned to the bed. he chuckled, pressing himself against you harder, his erection straining against his pants.

“patience is a virtue, babe,” he laughed. “don’t make me tie you down again,”

peter loved you. so, so much. but he didn’t know if you loved him back. to his point of view, you just saw him as a hook up, a work friend. nothing more. to him, you were the most angelic woman on the planet. the rest of those girls didn’t matter. as long as he was holding you, kissing you, even fucking you, life was…okay. he’d always drop everything to see you. he’d change himself just to please you. just in hopes you’d love him back.

he leaned down, giving you a swift peck on the tip of your nose. you whined as he teased you, getting fed up with his antics once again.

“peter, stop,” you command, trying to struggle your wrists out of his grip. he studied your face for a second, gauging your reactions to his teasing. he hated when you were like this. it made him upset. he always acted like nothing could hurt him. like nothing would knock him down. it always broke his heart when you acted this way. he wanted to love you, that’s all.

Peter leaned down to kiss your neck, receiving a push away to his head. He let out a confused, soft grunt as he was pushed away. “c’mon…” he begged softly.

you roll your eyes, not wanting to take any of his lovey bullshit right now. god, he could be so annoying…but the sex was good, you thought.

Peter pulled your clothes off in a blur. both of you were now naked as he sat next to you, his fingers against your clit, vibrating now from the speed they were moving. he smiled at you as you fingers dug into the sheets of your bed.

“yer gonna cum already? c’mon, that’s boring! ya need to lemme fuck ya first!” He joked, hoping to make you smile. You didn’t. you were focused on your orgasm. you pushed his hand off of you.

“aye, what the fuck?!” Peter exclaimed, falling back on the bed. you pulled him on top of you and he scoffed, smirking.

“you’re really feisty tonight,” he smirked.

“that i am,” you smirked, pushing some of his hair out of his face.

Peter smirked down at you, starting to thrust into you. you moan, grabbing onto his shoulders. Peter laughs, thrusting quicker until he feels his orgasm building up. “g-god, i’m gonna cum-“ he let out a strained laugh, hoping to push you to your orgasm before he got to his. He kissed your neck, suckling softly.

Peter left a trail of hickies on your neck as he thrusted into you. you grabbed fistfuls of his hair, pulling his face away from your neck.

“why’re y-ya bein’ so mean t-to me tonight-?” Peter whimpered out, trying to hold back his climax. he bit his lip, throwing his head back.

“because i love you, okay?” You croaked out between squeaks.

Peter couldn’t believe what he was hearing. you…loved him? you really loved him? well, now he felt obligated to give you the best orgasm of your life! He strained a chuckle again as he kissed your jawline.

“i l-love ya’ too, babe-“ he groaned, letting out a chuckle. “now, lemme g-give ya yer dream orgasm,”

taglist: @dangeroustaintedflawed @fear-is-truth @newwavesylviaplath @coentinim @slutforgarlogan @nickrhodeslittledarling (let me know if you wanna be on the taglist)

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[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

c.ai is so real for this

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

Your witty is as sharp as a butter knife.

first of all it’s wit not witty

and secondly, the existence of your common sense is about as real as santa clause

merry christmas biyatch 🎄

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

pls more fanfics 😔

hi larissa 🖤

i promise i’m trying but i have major writers block, and that’s a huge issue. i hate writers block. but i’m almost done with one, so it’ll probably be out soon !!

love youuu 🖤🖤

[am3ricanh0rrorwh0re]

ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴀᴛ

aw, thank you !! rats are smart (smarter than you at least), so thank you for the compliment 🖤🖤

also, are you done yet ?? because i’m trying to do some writing, but i also love answering anons, so keep ‘em coming !! wait, girl….where’s the ‘you’re’ on ‘you’re a fucking rat’? because clearly you have the mentality of a 6th grader if you can’t remember to put a simple contraction where it’s needed in a sentence to make it a whole sentence instead of a sentence fragment

xoxo faye 💋💋

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i have suuuuuuper soft and gropeable titties btw, just letting u know ty for coming to my ted talk