Your "situationship" is just a normal relationship with drama. Don't even talk to me if one of you isnt breaking the other out of a maximum security prison only to give them a lethal injection and have them escape within half an hour or they'll die and then when they finally do die in a helicopter crash you cuddle their severed arm so sweetly and tenderly
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peak half assed inclusivity that speaks to reality
good on Lego for making a physically disabled Lego dude
absolutely incredible accidental commentary by making him not fit in any of the buildings
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funniest thing about living in the uk is there's like 3 transmasc healthcare specialists for the entire country so whenever you meet a trans guy who's had surgery you can be like "which one did you go for?" the same way you'd ask someone if they prefer butter or margarine on their toast. second funniest thing about living in the uk is we have a town called cockermouth and it's in cumbria.
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I love when extremely famous and successful male shonen writers are like "I just don't know how to write women :/" and everyone thinks that's quirky and funny. Imagine if a female writer ever said "Sorry, I don't know how to write men :/" and tried to be taken seriously in any sort of industry as a writer.
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dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)
He leaves you for a man
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Tweet that ruined my vocabulary when I see the word hamburger
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And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?
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i'm loving this headline+tagline. "As the national housing crisis continues to make owning or even renting a house a fucking pipe dream for most people under the age of 45, more and more children growing up in this broken economy aren't able to afford a house with an extra room for when they have guests over. Here's why it's the Millennial's own fault for being so selfish"
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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five
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woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered
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i know we’ve been here but sometimes it really does hit you. like it cuts through
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I think we need to get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes shitty, racist, homophobic, bigoted people are still incredibly talented.
I feel like every time I see a post addressing someone’s shitty behavior the post also takes the time to mention that they’re not even good at [x] anyway. And that’s just not always true? Equating being good at a skill as being morally good is just not necessary. Someone can be a fantastic writer, can have a beautiful singing voice, can create breathtaking artwork, and still be a horrible person.
I know part of this is probably just the instinct to dislike everything about a person when you dislike them, but I also think this mindset leads to people defending creatives way past where they should, because if bad people create bad art, then if this person creates art that I like and resonates with me, then they can’t be a bad person!
And you know. That’s just not true. Those two things are simply completely unconnected and I think it’d be healthier if we all started disconnecting them in our heads.
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google help me
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