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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason
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Iโm in so much pain but the reason is too embarrassing to share. Keep me in your prayers
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All this waiting & effort only to oil it again after btw
Forgot I need to oil my hair & let it sit before washing it

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My one and only masc trait is I sneeze like a middle aged straight man
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Thereโs a specific person Iโm thirst following who constantly talks like that โartists fuck better because we turn sex into artโ post and I feel so bad for making fun of it because they seem ok overall but also I canโt unfollow bc theyโre very hot. So vagueposting is the solution here
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I love when you go on a date with someone and youโre like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. Iโm sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company
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This is so scary are they supposed to be so skinny and long
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incredibly hard rn
??? young scrolls made a skyrim ost replacer mod ?? and it fucks too??
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??? young scrolls made a skyrim ost replacer mod ?? and it fucks too??
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Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.๐
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A look I like to call โoiled ratโ
Forgot I need to oil my hair & let it sit before washing it

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Forgot I need to oil my hair & let it sit before washing it

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This is what I see first thing in the morning like girl not even a hello
For some reason my cat likes to have her butt slapped and sheโll like. Sit next to you on the bed and wait
#she dashes to the kitchen whenever I go bc thatโs her favorite buttslap spot. idk what the fuck is wrong with her to be honest#both her and her brother are like this but not the other cats
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For some reason my cat likes to have her butt slapped and sheโll like. Sit next to you on the bed and wait
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