"The world could never handle another Kayla." "I drank a cup of coffee bigger then you this morning and I'm still sleepy" "If only I could make my bed like you make my day" I'm a summer baby, I cuss like crazy and somehow everyone manages to deal with it.
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People expect too much from one another and end up disappointed. Stay humble and you’ll find love in even the smallest interactions.
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I WANNA MARRY THIS MAN.
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“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”
I’m WHEEZING.
This is me at every family gathering.
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dissociating due to stress is like a computer overheating
things get to be too much, and everything just shuts down
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okay I know that there are terrible terrible people out there but listen
I also know that there are people who stop and smile at tiny plants growing out of sidewalk cracks, people who laugh so loud they snort, people who compliment others randomly, people who take pictures of their friends because they love seeing their friends happy, people who ramble about things that they’re passionate about, people who blush and stutter, people who are kind, people who are warm, people who love and love and love and love.
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“live fast, die young. bad girls do it well” I sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night
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What's the meaning of bdsm?
Bible Discussion & Study Meeting
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One day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright.
just a friendly reminder to keep going ( via megan-hansenn)
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me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg
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Lambert the lion is just like Linus from Charlie Brown: he always needs a blanket.

Lambert had to be relocated from his ‘home’ after the man who purchased him realized he couldn’t properly care for him. He had acquired Lambert after taking his 2-year-old and 3-year-old kids to see the Lion King. They told him they wanted a Simba, so he went out and bought them one. Illegally. After 3 months, they decided to give him away, and he was eventually taken to the In-Sync Exotics rescue.

When he arrived at his new enclosure, Lambert started pacing around, showing signs of anxiety. “We had heard from the previous owners that he slept in the bed with the grandfather.”


“I started thinking, ‘Okay, he’s used to being in a house, he’s used to sleeping in the bed with grandpa.’ So I got him a blanket, went into the enclosure and put the blanket in one of the corners.

“He curled up on that blanket and he went right to sleep. Ever since then, I always give him a blanket.”

And he always loooooves it.
HT/ The Dodo Photos via In-Sync Exotics
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Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*
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worked 13 hours today, you’d think I’d pass out by now but noooooo
pinche mouth started acting up so now I’m here with anbesol comforting me and looking up purses and wallets that I kind of need but not really for a distraction.
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R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.
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i was 14 and i was walking through a mall by myself at 12am after my shift at coldstone creamery lol and a bunch of men started whistling and meowing and getting really close to me and they kept asking me questions and i kept not answering until i didn’t know what else to do so i said “i’m only 14” and almost in unison they said “we don’t care” i was so fucking scared i didn’t know what to do and they kept talking about how i looked and how my body looked and what they would do i was on the verge of tears i was all alone in a huge mall i knew i couldn’t outrun them all i felt totally hopeless until a maintenance worker came up to all of us with a huge industrial broom in her hand, i thought she was going to yell at all of us for being in the mall after hours bc she probably thought we were all friends but instead she cursed all of them out in spanish, threatened to press a panic button on her belt and then proceeded to walk me to the basement garage and waited with me until my mom got there to pick me up she had a death grip on her cart the whole time and a face of steel she looked so strong and i just kept saying thank you and she kept saying not to thank her because she had to stop them.
that was the moment i realized women were the most important beings on this planet and we have to protect each other bc nobody else is going to, she didn’t even know me, we couldn’t even communicate that well because of the language barrier, she could have lost her job for waiting with me in the parking lot but she looked out for me when she didn’t have to, she had nothing to gain from it, i’m 21 now and i tell everyone this story even though it happened 7 years ago, what she did that night helped me form and shape lot of my beliefs early on.
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little tip for guys complaining about saggy tits: die lol
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