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writing historical fiction will make you google things like “when we’re towels invented?” “how much did a towel cost in American in 1885?” “historical average number of towels owned per household”

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I want to die in Gaza. I'm not very interested in my life, but please don't let me see my sisters die in front of me. Please help us evacuate them from Gaza. There isn't much money left to evacuate them. Please donate and share the campaign

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How did the centaur’s earliest ancestors keep their brain from being part of the head? Cephalization seems pretty common in bilaterally symmetric organisms, and a separate sensory processing center seems unlikely to me

Diegetic answer: Centaurs' recent ancestors were very potato shaped and when they crawled out of the dirt, and when they elongated there was a giraffe laryngeal nerve situation where the order of development of the bones and spinal cord prevented the brain from developing further up the body, over time the sensory ganglion has been getting beefier to compensate and in several million years would likely become the primary central nervous system. This is already apparent in some other clades of centaur planet "vertebrates"

Non-diegetic answer: It's a anatomy decision I made on a whim a decade ago that I probably wouldn't repeat now, but it's way too deeply entrenched in the rest of the design to get rid of now. So I'm having fun with the knock-on effects in the meantime, like grievous head wounds being survivable.

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monkyeon’s stickchuck has me in tears 💀

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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell

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why would anyone pay for this

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i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

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A critical error in calculations regarding a spacecrafts reentry has unfortunately created the worlds first openly pansexual streak of ash in the atmosphere

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I feel like my shitty life has been fucked in ways nobody else knows wich means nobody can help since im uniquely suffering all i want is somebody who knows how to make me better cuz im trying so much to get over this shit but its hard to when the pain is so strong theres nobody to help me

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.