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I'm living for this Trump Musk breakup. I thought it would at least take a while. But this shit went from 0 to 60 in no time. It's been like a day and we're already at "Epstein files" level of fighting holy shit.

I know Trump lives for drama and we've said "THIS has to be the thing that destroys him" about 10,000 things over the last decade but I really really hope that they damage each other

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Honestly no matter how this shakes out, the win I'm taking today is there are many MAGA Elon fanboys who are no longer Elon fanboys, and many MAGA Elon fanboys who are no longer MAGA fanboys

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

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my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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i found it 🥰

I want romance. I want laughter. I want the 3am love making. I want consistency. I want loyalty. I want the random looks of admiration. I want to know you're just for me. I want date nights and flowers. I want truth. I want priority. I want love that's pure and calming.

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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sometimes the way humans use words actually makes me tear up a little

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What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal

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pope gone

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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

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imagine having a personality so morally bankrupt that the pope himself said "i'm telling god" and headed out

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"And he gave it to me for free, Bob!"

I saw this on bsky last night and had to draw the guy

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ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards,