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It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.

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jerking off makes it sound like such a mean thing. hey im gonna grouch off. why is there so much hate in this world

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when susan sontag wrote “I must change my life so that I can live it, not wait for it”

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everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

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"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

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I find it interesting that the mouth salivates both when we’re hungry and when we’re nauseous. It doesn’t matter if stuff is coming in or out, our throat is like okay boys time to lube up the tunnel

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manager i cant come to work today i forgot how to mimic the behavior of a human. being

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Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

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my belief is that everyone who works in a restaraunt or retail should make a minimum of $25 an hour and should get a half hour break every four hours and if your boss or manager tries to make you work during your break or skips it, they get chased out of town by wild dogs

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Biggest indicator of US decline: You could buy 6 BigMacs with 1 hour of minimum wage in 1980, but today you can't even buy one, despite minimum wage more than doubling.

It's over.

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when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

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unbreakable warriors bond

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they removed icons???????????????????????

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