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Actually we (general we even though I don't know you or where you went to school) did study that subject (the curriculum has the same focus and standard everywhere of course) you were just too busy doing (insert reasonable activity for a child to be distracted by, probably with a theme of some easy target fandom just to rub in my disdain) unlike me, I was always paying attention to useful things (I'm a self-righteous liar)

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i hate to say that my favorite ever piece of aroace representation is a guy named "riz" (nicknamed "the ball") being haunted by a freaky little he/they marionette demon, but

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wdym im taller than all my friends. a lot of them are older than us. by a good few years. lmao

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atsushi but he wears those pants that you can unzip and make shorts so he doesn’t have to buy new pants after every fight

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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we should be a hand model. our hands would be so pretty if our nails were just dolled up a little. we have great cuticles and we dont even take care of them

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never marry a person who you wouldn't want to spend three days indoors with. you have to be able to occupy the same space without making eachother miserable, or one of you allowing yourself to be a doormat (whether the other realizes or not). this goes for platonic and romantic relationships

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my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

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kris' favorite unit would be a tie between leo/need and niigo but i think they would also really like mmj. leoni for obvious reasons (chuldhood frends), niigo for obvious reasons (depessdd), and mmj because Sapphic Kris Real

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OH MY GOD

they'll fucking aidoru shin'etai you,,,,,,,,

they got lost

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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the block button is my beautiful transgender wife and every time someone is dumb in my notes i get the privilege of kissing her

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."