#okay done now

[aropride]

"people love transmascs, actually" if people actually Looked at the discussion around half those anti trans healthcare bills being passed especially in regards to care for transgender kids they would see So Many of them target transmasc healthcare specifically. if i have to see the terms 'healthy breast tissue' 'future fertility' and 'barren womb' or see that book cover of a girl with a hole punched out of her abdomen one more time im gonna fucking lose it. every other day theres a new totally real story of a doctor "brutally hacking off the beautiful bouncing succulent supple healthy oh so healthy and also did i mention healthy? breasts of a 11 year old female femonid girl young woman and ruined her life FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!" and people wanna act like transphobes give transmascs a free pass to "basically cis" land

no literally like. around january-march i was researching a lot abt the (us specific) anti trans laws and eventually i had to stop actively doing that for my mental health but the thing that really made me have to stop wasnt even just the crushing weight of the rise of transphobia in this country. it was going online and seeing people be like "Actually none of these laws affect transmascs and if u say they do ur erasing transfem struggles". it just seems so cruel and useless to say we aren't affected by this shit when we objectively are. like who is this helping? what is it accomplishing? idk it was just crazy to see videos of mothers crying about how their "daughters" were "disfigured" by "doctors testing dangerous drugs on healthy young girls" in front of their state's representatives and then to open my dash and see posts like "typical theyfabs making these bills about themselves i hope all cuntboys kill themselves" or whatever. like if none of that is us facing "actual" oppression what is? what does it take? how many more of us have to die before our voices are worth listening to?

[that-was-anticlimactic]

sits on a chair very politely. hi corey!! tell me about some of your bsd hcs ever

hiiiiiiiiiiiii

okay, so first and foremost, kenji and higuchi have tourette's syndrome (and i could go on about that but that's a whole other list lol)

jun'ichirou has a stutter and when he feels strong emotions, his eyes glitch like a neon green

kajii and ranpo hooked up once just cause

kajii is aroallo, so he was down for a one night stand and the two hold it over everyone's heads all the time like "remember that time i slept with the lemon explosions guy?"

dazai. kyouka, and akutagawa are all canonically afraid of dogs, but also like it's not like a silly hehe let's laugh fear it's like feel anxious around dogs, flinches when they hear them bark, hates their hair and has to shower every time they come in contact with one (okay the projection may be a lil strong with this one)

whenever kunikida and dazai are walking together and see a dog, kunikida makes sure he's the one closest to the dog and will wordlessly switch sides with dazai. atsushi does the same for kyouka and akutagawa, and gin + black lizard does the same for akutagawa, too

kenji struggles to process that he's experienced traumatic things, so when the adults around him try to shelter him (and kyouka, but it feels personal for awhile) from worse things, he feels like they're babying him and doesn't understand that they're trying to protect him. and then, eventually, it all blows up (prolly after the cannibalism incident) (okay... yes this is the plot of my kenji & tecchou fic but i stand by this lol)

i like to think that, no matter what universe, kenji has some kind of role in inadvertently getting kunichuu together

kenji has an eating disorder due to his ability, but he still hasn't Really processed that yet (like with his trauma) but the agency is really good about making sure he eats (but sometimes it gets hard during Tough arcs like with the hunting dogs and stuff... when kenji took food but only enough for everyone else and not himself... ough...)

kenji also (last one iuygcfghuji) has trouble sleeping at night due to his ability and bc he's so used to getting up early back at itahov. sometimes he doesn't get any sleep in a night, sometimes he can't sleep unless he eats.

when dazai and kunikida find out, dazai steals kunikida's credit card (and kunikida) and they go to the store and buy kenji a cow plushie so he has something to keep him company at night and is perfect for holding and cuddling

dazai suggests he names it kuni-san and kenji LOVES the name

dazai and kunikida get kyouka a cuddly bunny plushie after she joins, too

MARGARET MITCHELL IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST AND HAS ADHD

lovecraft loves reality tv

the guild has mandatory weekly movie nights

nonbinary mark & lovecraft <333 and mark is Somewhere on the arospec... idk where, and neither do they, but they Are

one time mark pranked everyone by stealing their toilet paper holders and hiding them in a locker (... a student did that once. stole a toilet paper holder from the boy's bathroom, hid it in his locker, claimed he found it on the floor and put it in his locker for safe keeping)

this one is stolen from this AMAZING fic called "i can keep a secret if you hush" everyone should read it anyways kenji once walked in on tanihara making out (... heatedly... choking was involved) and they told him that it was a "fight between men" and "please don't tell anyone"

jun'ichirou is canonically afraid of earthquakes. the irl jun'ichirou's childhood home was destroyed by one. the real naomi died in an earthquake and so did the rest of his family and jun couldn't cope (he was A CHILD!!!) so light snow manifested naomi and it took him a couple years to realize she wasn't real and in this essay-

ranpo knew naomi was an illusion the Second he saw her and had a breakdown and hated her for a bit and avoided her and then told her she wasn't real once (and that lowkey traumatized him bc she broke Down) (anyways yes this is also the plot of a fic i wrote i just love this hc)

ranpo and naomi are gossip buddies and share Everything with each other. ranpo knows all and naomi was trained under dazai, so she's real close to knowing all. no silly secrets are safe.

anyways dazai taught naomi stuff, yes, but ranpo is the one who took her under his wing <333 (once he got over the illusion stuff)

yosano really likes reading, especially good mysteries, so when ranpo is busy or when poe wants a reader who won't figure it out right away, yosano is his test/beta reader <333

kenji lives with kunikida bc in wHAT WORLD would kunikida allow a fourteen year old who has never been to the city before to live on his own??? and clearly everyone else is too childish to host a child, other than jun but he already has naomi so there's two of them there, so ofc kunikida takes him in!!!

nathaniel isn't in love with maragret: she's like a younger sister to him and reminds him of his younger sisters

stealing this hc from "Poe's Baking Business: A Horror Story" but poe LOVES baking and is really good at it!!!

hirotsu owns a tractor and loves gardening <333 it's how he destresses

when people refer to "the black lizard", yes they mainly mean hirotsu, gin, and tachi, but over time, it started to include higuchi, akutagawa, and kajii <333

after the whole thing with fukuchi is over, kenji and tecchou have weekly lunches together

jouno comes along one day bc they don't "trust kenji" and now they accidentally adopted a son

kenji is willing to try tecchou's strange food combinations

bUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS??? THE MAN WHO EATS LEMONS LIKE APPLES!!! PEELS AND ALL!!! KAJII!!!

anyways kajii and tecchou friendship supremacy

they also have weekly dinners where they just try the most obscure things (kajii is actually a really good cook)

jouno gets really jealous and thinks they're dating at one point lol

tachi is the resident forced babysitter at the pm, so when kyouka was there, sometimes he'd take elise to her cell and they would pass her paper and coloring utensils so they could color together

tachi still has some of her drawings

once kyouka decides she likes you, you get doodles and drawings <333

names mean a lot to tachi. he doesn't quite understand why and has lots of identity issues, but he suddenly feels more like a real person when jun'ichirou calls him "michi" for the first time

after the vampire incident, higuchi and akutagawa sit down and have a MUCH needed conversation about their relationship (not romantic lol) and it's awkward and a lil messy but oh SO worth it

ofc dazai, kunikida, tachi, and akutagawa never fully healed from their injuries from the whole... everything going on right now and all have chronic pain

elise's favorite game is tea party but with Roles. tachihara is always the sparkle solider and chuuya always ends up being the worm. never upgrades. sometimes, very rarely, akutagawa gets to be a sparkle princess

ATSUSHI HAS CHRONIC HAND PAIN BC OF THE ABUSE FROM THE ORPHANAGE so the gloves he always wears that ranpo got him? compression gloves!!! i will DIE on that hill!!!

kenji also gets compression gloves bc of his tics <333

atsushi and jun have hooked up at LEAST once. probably more.

hirotsu and yosano have chronic migraines

lucy is a t.aylor s.wift fan (s/o to grace for that one lol)

kunikida has ocd and undiagnosed adhd

poe, akutagawa, and jun'ichirou are lowkey theatre kids. also jouno.

no but jun'ichirou is an AMAZING actor, so more often than not, he's the one who gets sent on undercover missions

dazai has to frequently remind kunikida that yes, he's older than atsushi, jun, kenji, kyouka, and naomi, he's just barely an adult, too. he's still super young. cue a a kunikida breakdown. like genuinely.

[communistchilchuck]

chilwife chuckwife anthem

[dirtbra1n]

before I forget Tomorrow and/or in a matter of hours. don’t recall the exact numbers. remastered video game Ghost Trick releases on nintendo switch and steam and elsewhere also. there’s a demo available. you should play that. I have it on good authority that the entire game is as good

[mimyo-mao]

my meeks plush arrived yesterday and im really very happy rn <3 <3 i am going to eat her <3 i love her and her massive forehead <3

[pangolinsandnewts]

Green cousins should get to be deranged and messed up actually

[somnambulists-symposium]

“If you tag for a slur that some people are triggered by, die!” yes that’s the energy we need for pride, ignoring and shaming the way other lgbt+ people may be triggered by their experiences with violence and homophobia/transphobia!

this feeds into terf rhetoric and further divides the community hope u know that so actually it IS what we need for pride thanks :) also it’s not a slur x

[anthonycrowley]

......................real mystery for the ages i guess

[polychocobros]

hmm as i write the alt ending for my oneshot.. im a bit confused as to how to go about it because i want it to be realistic (which like well it’s not actually real it’s all fiction well im big on making sure everything makes sense) but in the time that lalo and gus have their whole scene, it starts from 13 minutes, in that duration the whole scene takes place for nine minutes but i dont think in their time frame it actually takes that long. The main reason im asking cause in this alternate ending lalo and nacho actually survive with nacho being wounded cause he attempts to save lalo instead, but in that time frame i wanted lalo to basically treat him and get him out also make some form of love confession cause woah.. u just saved my life… and then on top of that have them burn down the lab.. im like how the fuck am i gonna make this make any lick of fucking sense oml 😭😭😭

[topsyturvy-turtely]

iconic WANDA SCENE

and why it is THAT iconic

(multiverse of madness spoilers!!!)

[credits for the video go to me - sorry for it not being perfect and me fangirling in between]

she outsmarts this team of the most powerful people of that universe. not only overpowers them but OUTSMARTS. "black bolt can destroy you with one whisper from his mouth" - "what mouth?"... they never even THOUGHT of the POSSIBILITY that she could simply outsmart them and make him not HAVE A FREAKING MOUTH. WHAT A SNEAKY WAY TO EASILY overcome that little problem.

she destroys the boys in a matter of 15 seconds (for real look at the video!)

then she is left with two WOMEN and they only get remotely close to beating her because she LETS them and and because they attack her at the same time

why did she fight carter? she could have easily made her brain melt away too. no, she wants the FUN of fighting the BEST combat fighter to see what she got in her

captain marvel obviously is a bit more of a challenge. but while it is really hard for captain marvel - you can see that in her very concentrated face - to fight wanda and get the upper hand (which she never does btw - the most is on the same level) wanda is simply wondering how she can beat her... but it doesn't take EVERYTHING FROM HER

and on top of all this??? THE SCARLET WITCH ISNT EVEN PHYSICALLY FUCKING THERE SHE IS GODDAMN FUCKING sLeEpWaLkiNg!!!

[mroddmod]

everyone be quiet i'm manifesting

[mobius-m-mobius]

#the Nowhere Man who waits and the God of Stories who watches

[toasteaa]

Everyone loves the Boyfriend Jacket, but what about the Husband Coat?

Diluc draping his coat across your shoulders because you forgot your own? Immediately looking the other direction to hide the heat coming to his cheeks when you settle into it?

Zhongli's thinly veiled swell of pride when he sees his coat around your shoulders? Savoring the scent of your perfume as long as he can for days after you've returned it to him?

Wriothesley's little half complaints about the chill in his office after you've taken his coat? Hiding how much he actively enjoys the sight of you utterly swamped in the fur and bulk of fabric?

Neuvillette having removed his mantle and stole in order to drape his robes across your sleeping form? His inability to completely focus back on his work after he sees how immediately you curl into it with that satisfied little hum he's come to enjoy so dearly?

Just...husband coats...

[iero]

HAYLEY WILLIAMS Brisbane, AU | x

[captain-hen]

Here: I can't decide if your emails make me miss you more or less. Sometimes I feel like a funny-looking rock in the middle of the most beautiful clear ocean when I read the kind of things you write to me. You love so much bigger than yourself, bigger than everything. I can't believe how lucky I am to even witness it—to be the one who gets to have it, and so much of it, is beyond luck and feels like fate. Catholic God made me to be the person you write those things about. I'll say five Hail Marys. Muchas gracias, Santa Maria. I can't match you for prose, but what I can do is write you a list. AN INCOMPLETE LIST: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HRH PRINCE HENRY OF WALES

[sweetsweetbumblebee]

slutshame? no no, slutsupport. slutpride.