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vivetta s/s 2023

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I’m not going to live anywhere this beautiful ever again, am I?

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Phineas Gage has a new hair-do.

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DON'T FORGET TO DRINK WATER TODAY.

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Puppy was born dead with an extra pair of legs

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Had the opportunity to dissect a cat who was pregnant. Here is the fetus still in the amniotic sack!

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Things that sound cooler than 'veterinarian'

Let’s be honest, getting to say “I’m a veterinarian,” is pretty cool as is, but there are a couple of phrases that we could use to make our profession sound even cooler. Here are a handful.

“I remove testicles from unwilling carnivores for a living.”

“I’m perpetually in training for a zombie apocalypse survival scenario. My bite percentage this week is 0%.”

“I uninstall kitten factories.”

“I’m supposed to make sure your meat wont infect you. It’s a tough job.”

“My job is to not kill people, with the challenges gradually increasing through the week.”

“I treat patients who aren’t ashamed of their body hair.”

“I do everything except human. Unless it’s an emergency.”

“I save lives… And then clip their toenails.”

And my personal favourite…

“I’m a physician for non-human lifeforms. No, the company I work for is not nearly as well known as NASA or the FBI.”

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“i think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that” (via weheartit)

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skateboarding accident aftermath (”this is nothing compared to that time they broke my heart”)

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