everyday i open my silly little tumblr app and cry because of a silly little gay couple
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currently thinking abt the funniest line ever written 🥰🥰🥰
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Simon really said “I want to be your terrible boyfriend” and some of y’all are surprised when he turned out to be a terrible boyfriend. He was self aware from the beginning.
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Simon thinks that killing is a good way to express love because that was the only kind of affection his father accepted.
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agatha seeing niamh’s new haircut and simon’s “jeans” moment have the same vibes
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🔘if quizzes r quizzical then what r tests
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remember when simon was happy that baz put butter on his ham sandwich and baz was like I'd make the world spin backwards for him
yeah that is all
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Simon Snow Quotes from AWtWB that gave me feelings
“I’m between Simons.” (Ch. 12)
“I can’t say this. It will slit my throat to say it, it will slice its way out, and then he’ll cut me down – I won’t survive it. (I was never going to survive this. Everything I am is nearly gone. Finish me off, Baz.)” (Ch. 13)
“I thought – I mean…I’ve killed so many things for you.” (Ch. 16)
“I’m a broken-down mess, and you’re a rat-drinking monster.” (Ch. 19)
“I know I’m not straight. And obviously I was whatever I am now back when I was going to all your football matches and hiding outside your violin lessons.” (Ch.19)
“Baz I was obsessed with you…I wanted to jump on you. I didn’t really think past that.” (Ch. 19)
“He’s got a bright blue shirt on underneath—blue like butterfly wings and unbuttoned a bit low for visiting an elderly person.” (Ch. 27)
“‘Of course,’” Baz says, as if he isn’t a library scofflaw.” (Ch. 48)
(And my very favourite, something I will now quote constantly:)
“If you can’t be gay at IKEA, where can you be?” (Ch. 56)
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No, but this is what I pictured Baz looked like when everybody was chasing the goats except him
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I would like to revive my blog just to say I am very grateful I got gifted with two book butch lesbians this summer
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"He killed 80 people in 2 days"
SO WHAT?!? EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES. LOOK AT HIM NOW
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