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americanhellkmart · 2 days
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one of my favorite things about bjork is that she just beat the shit out of someone in public
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Welcome to the apple news site
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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americanhellkmart · 2 days
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never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes
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i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about gaming
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americanhellkmart · 3 days
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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood
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americanhellkmart · 3 days
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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antwithabindle.com/careers
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americanhellkmart · 3 days
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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americanhellkmart · 3 days
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the fairies and i did not make any figgy pudding. nobody is welcome to join us
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twin sisters named godmode and noclip
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