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when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just

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a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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Had to share this @WeHeartIt

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Happy Halloween from Ava’s Demon!!!

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can there be a second Halloween since I wasn't able to do anything this year??

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Gay boy eats hard noodles

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Torture sentece starters

the dark m!a list i made got a ton of notes so i decided to make one that's a little more fun

"Stop it! Please!"

"Stop the pain... I'm begging you."

"You won't be needing that eye anymore, might as well take it out."

"No one will save you."

"Why are you doing this to me?"

"I will make you suffer."

"P-please... anything but that..."

"I won't kill you, I'll do much worse."

"I won't let you get away with this."

"No! Stop!"

"What a mess I've made. Do you know how to get bloodstains out of clothing?"

"When I'm done with you death will be a blessing."

"You won't get me to spill so easily."

"You're insane!"

"Stop! I'll tell you what you want!"

"TELL ME!"

"You look so pathetic sitting there all chained up."

"Don't bother, the restraints are solid steel."

"I want to make sure you feel every second of this."

"I think you can live with a few fingers missing."

"By the time the police find you they won't be able to tell if your corpse is even human."

"How does this feel!?"

"Here's how it's going to work, you tell me what I want or I'll pour this boiling water on you and laugh at your screams."

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HMMMM

ant decide if i wanna be spiderman for halloween or pink ranger 

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"A lot of people say that Ariel was the worst Disney Princess to make a mother out of (in her sequel), but if you ask me, she’s one of the best. We get to see her transformation from a young, naive teenage girl to a responsible, mature, concerned adult. She’s still the same Ariel though, still fun and passionate. Just grown up."

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why is this so hard for people to understand

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MAKOTO PILLOW GIVEAWAY. You spend to many lonely nights dreaming about Tachibana? Now you have a chance to hug his soft (too soft) body every night and wake up with him by your side every morning! Maybe you want to take him to the pool or beach? Here are two sides of Makoto, for you particular situations! And just look, he has some long and sweet thing in his hands for these hot days! So all you have to do is: 1) reblog! No follow needed 2) do it as many times, as you want! 3) open your ask box 4) wait till 25 September!

Thank you for being with me! And yes, I had so much fun writing this post :DD

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I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

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i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

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You must go where I cannot,    You must go where I cannot,  Pangur Ban Pangur Ban,          Pangur Ban Pangur Ban Nil sa saol seo ach ceo,            There is nothing in this life but mist, Is ni bheimid beo,                      And we are not alive, ach seal beag gearr.                 but for a little short spell.

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Captain Twizzler Kiki Turtle, ready to roll. 

….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…

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Since the last audio post was really popular we tried out another

The Voice of Freddy is myself

The Voice of Foxy is wellheyproductions

The Voice of The Mother is creepy-rainbow-pasta

The Voice of the Girl deadjosey

The Voice of the Employee litterbot