I'm lowkey a germaphobe, so in reality neither. But I'm like, listing off the bad reasons: Patrick is so fucking sweaty and his stuff gets absolutely drenched it's disgusting, Pete kinda, I don't know man I just don't think it would be great at all, I don't think Joe's would actually be pretty clean, but I chose Andy because he literally just doesn't really wear anything, like, not socks even. It was a tie between Joe and Andy. I wouldn't go near Patrick or Pete's dirty clothes, I'm also like, 60% sure that Patrick probably doesn't wear underwear.
love how martinez was kinda the polar opposite of edward at the beginning of the movie: hating on batman but being bruce wayne’s biggest fan. meanwhile edward is running the batman fan club but despises bruce 😭 love that. and i suspect martinez and batman will gradually become friends, whereas batman and riddler hate eachother LOL
That One Time Fall Out Boy Shared An Apartment and Fought Via Passive Aggressive Notes
#1 - Patrick to Joe: “Thanks for poking a hole in my door. I pissed somewhere in your room. Good luck. - Patrock” (Note from Nicholas Scimeca: Notice that Patrick is calling himself Patrock at this point. He was also eating Joe’s bread with Pete’s Ketchup around this time because he was broke. (x))
#2 - Joe to Patrick: “You pissed in my room for poking a hole in your door? Thanks man. You can forget me ever fucking helping again – Fuck off. JOE P.S. I’M NOT GAY!!” (Note from Nicholas Scimeca: No caption need. (x))
#3 - Joe to Patrick: “STAY THE FUCK OUT. AND YES, THERE IS A PASSWORD ON MY COMPUTER. NOPE, I’M NOT TAKING IT OFF OR TELLING YOU IT. FUCK EVERYONE. LET ME SLEEP. P.S. GOT VAN INSURANCE NOW. GUESS GUYS CAN JUST PISS IN MY ROOM NOW.” ((x))
#4 - Pete to Patrick and Joe: “DUDEZ!! COME ON WE’RE A BAND. LEAD GUITAR AND LEAD VOCALS HAVE 2 BE BEST FRIENDS LIKE STEVEN TYLER AND THE GUITAR DUDE. WE’RE NEVER GONNA GET HOT TUBS AND LIMOS WITH THESE ATTITUDES!! ROCK ON! PETE (FALL OUT BOYZ - DANGEROUS METAL (TOTAL LIGHTNING BOLTZ)) (Note from Nicholas Scimeca: This is when Pete had to step in and make fun of the entire situation. We watched a lot of strongbad at this point. (x))