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this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

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this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

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i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.

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i feel like every human should max out at one disability or chronic illness. like when i hit adolescence and my brain chemistry went “bipolar time now?” the response should have been an error message like sorry! this slot can only contain one (1) item and has been filled with childhood asthma. i would even allow the possibility that you can overwrite previous disorders like “you have equipped chronic migraines and so no will no longer display symptoms of bipolar disorder.” i just think it should work that way.

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Had a dream where there was a gimmick blog called something like "in-the-belly" that was vore themed. I arbitrarily added it to this competition, alongside a bunch of other gimmick blogs I don't remember.

Despite a typical post being like "Falin from Dungeon Meshi is in the belly!" or "HP DeskJet 2855e Wireless All-in-One Color Inkjet Printer from Real Life is in the belly!" and so on with an accompanying photoshop, it somehow utilized an AI voice and I remember people campaigning hard against it because of that

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Had a dream where there was a gimmick blog called something like "in-the-belly" that was vore themed. I arbitrarily added it to this competition, alongside a bunch of other gimmick blogs I don't remember.

Despite a typical post being like "Falin from Dungeon Meshi is in the belly!" or "HP DeskJet 2855e Wireless All-in-One Color Inkjet Printer from Real Life is in the belly!" and so on with an accompanying photoshop, it somehow utilized an AI voice and I remember people campaigning hard against it because of that

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“This blog was featured in the video ‘Depths Of The Tumblr Gimmick Blog Iceberg’ on the YouTube channel ‘STRANGE ÆONS.’”

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“Among us”

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@postanagramgenerator

“This blog was featured in the video ‘Depths Of The Tumblr Gimmick Blog Iceberg’ on the YouTube channel ‘STRANGE ÆONS.’”

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“Among us”

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do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

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do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

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Hello 👋 🤗,

I hope you are well 🌺.

I am writing to you with a heart full of hope and faith, asking for your urgent help. My family is in great danger due to the war, and I am running a fundraising campaign to save them.

Please, could you reblog the post about my campaign on my account? Every share can make a difference in my family's life. 🙏

Note:My old Tumblr account was deactivated💔, and I need your support again♥️.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for any help you can provide. 🌹🌺

This fundraiser has been vetted; Mohammed is #174 on the on el-shab-hussein and nabulsi's spreadsheet (under the name Abdallah Alanqar).

@mohammedalanqer has recently had a new child during the war, as his wife was two months pregnant when the war began.

They have nearly hit their goal of 44k/58k!

🇵🇸 Please chip in if you can! Any amount helps 🍉

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Hello My Freind 🌹

I want your support My house was destroyed and I am currently living in a tent with my children 😞

My Mom and Dad who suffer from chronic diseases, They need urgent medical care and medications that are not available 💔

https://www.gofundme.com/f/Help-Mohammed-alhabil-Family

Please help my family by donating or reblog my campaign is going very slowly 🙏🍉

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This fundraiser has been vetted; Mohammed is #166 on the on el-shab-hussein and nabulsi's spreadsheet.

@alhabil is currently supporting 2 parents with chronic illnesses, his wife, and 3 children who are suffering from malnutrition.

🇵🇸 Please donate or share if you can! Any amount helps🍉

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what, you mean you tumblypoos haven’t heard of heckin TIPPY DOORMAN? sit down children because i’m gonna learn you a thing

tippy is only the most sexiest little cinnamon roll in the entire lego franchise. he is a doorman (professional door opener for you plebs!) so you KNOW he’s always putting ladies first on his dates 😜. but you also have to WATCH OUT! because this cinnamon roll is actually...

a SINNAMON ROLL MASTER CRIMINAL who can outsmart even the cleverest police officer. And he’ll remain so prim and proper while doing it to! he’s like benedict cumberbatch if he were playing moriarty instead of sherlock. TOTAL FANGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you literally can’t get any hotter than this. so remember your door manners children, and you might get a chance at this HUNK of a doorman

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I've effectively nerfed myself from ever becoming popular on tumblr because my url is an obscure lego character, and thank god for that

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are you okay.... its been all quiet on the western front....

been feeling a bit like this recently

(gif is a collab between me and a friend)

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Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically:

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy.

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts: 85,548

Booper supers: 67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop!

Boop,

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Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

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i hate cheese and love maths. banach-tarski

oh also:

I feel like this is ultimately a question of theory vs practice. The Banach-Tarski paradox is an astonishing discovery of pure mathematics, but cannot be empirically proven by the manipulation of physical objects. Camembert cheese has been conclusively proven to exist, and the methods of its synthesis have been refined over time. Yet, the quality of Camembert is subjective and variable from wheel to wheel. The truth value of the Banach-Tarski paradox is fixed and absolute, but it can never cast a shadow on the wall of Plato's cave. This illustrates the grander picture: that which exists can never truly be perfect; that which is perfect can never truly exist. The pain and longing generated by this contradiction is what drives us ever around the great wheel of Samsara until we are released from being.

That said, my money's on Camembert. I like cheese more than math.

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People on this site will put together polls like "The Banach-Tarski Paradox versus Camembert Cheese", then act like the results prove that they're surrounded by idiots.

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impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

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impostor syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space

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the sheer audacity of blackout poetry is so funny to me that i can almost never take it seriously but i also kind of love that about it. it’s like the opposite of quoting someone. you could have written your own sentence but instead you ripped out pieces of mine. even if the message remains the same it feels like disagreement. “see, you didn’t need to write so many words. look how many i got rid of and it still makes sense.” oh yeah well if you know so much about words why don’t you use your own, asshole

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the sheer audacity of blackout poetry is so funny to me that i can almost never take it seriously but i also kind of love that about it. it’s like the opposite of quoting someone. you could have written your own sentence but instead you ripped out pieces of mine. even if the message remains the same it feels like disagreement. “see, you didn’t need to write so many words. look how many i got rid of and it still makes sense.” oh yeah well if you know so much about words why don’t you use your own, asshole

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I feel like you have a tortured existence

Every time you see a shit post you subconsciously count the among us', a tear rolling down your cheek and landing into your glass of whiskey you were circling the rim of with your finger

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so if you don’t know what shifting is, a quick explanation is that it’s the idea that the multiverse exists and that you can transport your soul into a multiverse where your favorite characters are real. It’s a whole thing and was hugely popular on TikTok in 2020+2021.

Anyway I am Not judging anyone or even about to comment on shifting in itself.

But there’s also a concept that you can “script” the universe you shift to and even pick your appearance while you’re there.

And in late 2021 I posted a cosplay video that got a fair amount of views and people kept tagging each other in the comments and saying stuff like “I’m faceclaiming her for next time I shift.”

Which I swear did not bother me I was like okay you funky kids.

But two people specifically started taking about using my face when they shift universes to date Draco Malfoy. And I was like man. Don’t use my face to kiss Draco Malfoy. Im begging you.

I didn’t actually say that in the comments mind you I just let them be.

So anyway a few months ago someone posted a video discussing that they were one of the main shifting influencers and they faked everything and they were just lucid dreaming the entire time. So as you can imagine, shifters were very upset to hear this

I made a single comment about this situation. Maybe two sentences. And people are. Very angry.

And now for months I keep getting comments on my TikToks that I’m too ugly to date Draco Malfoy. This is considered the ultimate insult to them, I believe.

“Trust me. Nobody wants that face dating Draco.”

They’re also mostly running K-Pop fancam accounts and I’m trying to figure out the Draco Malfoy K-Pop link but so far I’ve got nothing.

Idk where I’m going with this I just felt like other people should know that I’m currently K-Pop Draco Malfoy’s number 1 enemy.

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so if you don’t know what shifting is, a quick explanation is that it’s the idea that the multiverse exists and that you can transport your soul into a multiverse where your favorite characters are real. It’s a whole thing and was hugely popular on TikTok in 2020+2021.

Anyway I am Not judging anyone or even about to comment on shifting in itself.

But there’s also a concept that you can “script” the universe you shift to and even pick your appearance while you’re there.

And in late 2021 I posted a cosplay video that got a fair amount of views and people kept tagging each other in the comments and saying stuff like “I’m faceclaiming her for next time I shift.”

Which I swear did not bother me I was like okay you funky kids.

But two people specifically started taking about using my face when they shift universes to date Draco Malfoy. And I was like man. Don’t use my face to kiss Draco Malfoy. Im begging you.

I didn’t actually say that in the comments mind you I just let them be.

So anyway a few months ago someone posted a video discussing that they were one of the main shifting influencers and they faked everything and they were just lucid dreaming the entire time. So as you can imagine, shifters were very upset to hear this

I made a single comment about this situation. Maybe two sentences. And people are. Very angry.

And now for months I keep getting comments on my TikToks that I’m too ugly to date Draco Malfoy. This is considered the ultimate insult to them, I believe.

“Trust me. Nobody wants that face dating Draco.”

They’re also mostly running K-Pop fancam accounts and I’m trying to figure out the Draco Malfoy K-Pop link but so far I’ve got nothing.

Idk where I’m going with this I just felt like other people should know that I’m currently K-Pop Draco Malfoy’s number 1 enemy.